tvashtarkatena

Obesity can't extinguish the species, although it might slow down procreation a bit, unless we suddenly develop a taste for pie-wagons en masse. A pandemic could. Personally, my response to the whole thing is to stockpile weapons.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE BOTH OFF YOUR MEDS. GET IT?????

FROM MY COLD, DEAD, JAM-STICKY HANDS.

I KNOW...HOW ABOUT A 'WAR ON THOUGHT'? IT'LL TAKE GUTS, IT'LL TAKE RESOLVE, BUT AMERICA'S SO FUCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW THAT WE'RE ALREADY HALFWAY THERE. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TOO MANY GUNS, THOUGH. TAKE AWAY THE GUNS AND AMERICAN'S WOULD JUST KILL EACH OTHER WITH TOASTERS. NO FUCKING WAY ANYONE'S TAKING AWAY MY TOASTER.

WE CAN STILL RIP SCORSESE'S UNIBROW OFF, THOUGH.

SAM PEKINPAH, WHY ARE YOU TOO DEAD TO PUNISH FOR NEWTOWN ALREADY?

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, IDEAS DO. WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE BANNED. THE FOUNDING FATHERS NEVER MEANT FOR "MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN" TO BE ON DEMAND. I'M PLANNING ON FILLING UP A SUBWAY CAR WITH HUMAN BLOOD AT MY EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY. AS SOON AS THEY BUILD ONE HERE, MAYBE.

ENOUGH WITH THE FALSE 'EVERYMAN' HUMILITY, HERO. TYRANNY'S LOCK ON OUR CAPITOL IS THE ONLY THING YOU REALLY WORRY ABOUT.

THEY EAT PIGEONS THERE, TOO. PIGEONS!

THE AMOUNT THE SWISS LOVE THEIR CHILDREN IS 99% CORRELATED WITH GUN OWNERSHIP. HAVE YOU SEEN THE CHILDREN IN BELGIUM? BARE FOOT, CRYING, AND UNLOVED.

WOAH, THERE, ROB. THE SWISS STATS HAVE GOT TO BE WRONG. THEY HAVE LOTS OF GUNS, NO VIOLENCE, AND NO ABOVE GROUND POWER LINES.

THIS IS WHAT A HERO LOOKS LIKE, PEOPLE.

LIKE, FROM BEING BEATEN BY JACKBOOTS FOR TRYING TO GET THE TRUTH OUT! THANK GOD FOR YOUR BRAVERY GOD BLESS!!!!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THAT. IT HAS SAVED ME FROM TYRANNY. I PLAN ON READING THE WHOLE THING SHOULD I EVER FALL INTO A COMA.

A rapier wit and a pair of running shoes are the only two weapons I'll ever need.

FROM OUR COLD, DEAD, CHILDREN'S BLOOD SOAKED HANDS.

THE PEACEFUL MUST SUFFER.

FIRE HIM!!!!!

FIND THE TRAITOR!!!!

dancin' wit my-se-elf, oh, oh oh Speaking of dancing, the pow was incre-eeeb this weekend

Every once in a great while someone here opens up a little window into their soul.

Nobody gets more joy from seeing another lose their job than a Righty Tightie Tool.

six round revolvers and 3 round rifles and shotguns unless you apply for a special permit, required for your employment or some other highly unusual circumstances. No clips of any kind. That's my proposal. Yeah, you can shoot anything, deer included, with an AR15. It's not even close to being the best choice for that. You can also upgrade to full auto pretty easily. That makes it a target for bannanation. Require fed licensed gun dealers to have actual stores - and monitor the shit out of them. Background checks for ebbybody - not just fake ones, either. No under the table gun sales - just like cars. Fully licensed trail of ownership. Just to start....

Force reduction is personnel. The overall military budget is not going down - it's INCREASES are being cut back. It's just the military version of what's going on in industry - machines replacing bodies.

cars will be fully automated in a couple decades anyway. So will the military, for that matter.