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This is why I fear the attainment of machine self-awareness.

Not a great piece, but it contains a couple of interesting points: Obama's moves on the legal front so far (Op Ed, NYT)

precision guided poo smart poo smart bomb smart poo for a smart ass. quite a propos. Despite his 'U R lame' schtick, one adjective that does not seem to come to mind regarding Baby is 'cool'. 'Hipster' might apply, though.

I'm into everything. Been doing the Pandora thing, lately. I desperately needed some new (free) music; they deliver.

Big target. No precision required.

dead baby cannon munitions factory

More like a transcendent phoenix that soars far, far above your head but still manages to shit down your throat.

No, that's for later tonight.

What can I say? Things have been good, lately. Excuse me, my herbal tea is ready....

Ivan and I see the negative in life; it's all around us, but we choose to find the humor in it and so free us to celebrate the positive.

you have to be gettin' some to be called a cougar... more like a stray, flea bitten, alley cat... hee hee hee

I'm listening to "Get Back to Serenity" by Vargo. F'kin awesome. Instant inner peace from the computer I'm glued to.

Check her out. If you didn't like New Country before, you will.

Jesus, you really don't see the contradiction in what you just posted, do you? Well, if you can't see it, you can't see it.

You're not on my back, much as you might like to be. As far as the Gitmo debate goes, well, you didn't exactly gather a huge following there regarding your support of torture and the elimination of habeas corpus. You might work on your supporting argument a bit. Might I suggest you start by finding one.

It's not exactly on the top of my issues list right now, but if it increases your sense of fulfillment, you go girl.

It's all about you, brah.

The only way to begin to comprehend the Machiavellian universe that is the legislative process is to drink long from a very deep well of black humor.

Jesus, you'd think at least some of these assholes would think about a symbolic stand down on raises this year. Christ.

Let me see if I have any nights free for having beers with a psychopath. How about never? Is never good for you?

The 248 remaining detainees at Gitmo never have a chance to get a blowjob.

I'm thinkin Michelle does Barack, not the other way around.

You know any kid of mine would turn out to be a Right Wing Nutjob. The last thing I'd want to do is increase that population. Sarah Palin's probably a nice...nah, she's a cunt.

Are you kidding? That voice? The best roll in the hay in the world wouldn't be worth the 'ya know, darn tootin' moment afterwards. Plus, I try to steer clear of walking baby incubators with their own life support system.

I didn't know who Ron Jeremy was until he posted an Alaskan TR.