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The "things were better during slavery" factoid's gonna win the black vote, fo shiz. A wee bit o brilliance, that one.

"America the Broke: Let's Take it Back!"

Kinda funny how folks with normal, happy sex lives don't spend a whole lotta energy trying to proscribe one for others, though. Creepy.

I think Bachman and Santorum are probably just freaks. Can't seem get buttfucking and "quickies" off their minds long enough to do their jobs. Maybe they've been partying with Thomas and Scalia too much.

On another note, can Mitch McConnell please die now? Why is that guy getting a publicly funded paycheck? Tits on a bull, I tell ye!

"robust procreation". That's semi material, right there.

...take the pledge...

I'd take a planarian's over Bill's. No offense.

"If you can read this, you're probably not riding a hog"

The one feature Harley's got going for it: wider saddles.

"Thank you for not showing us your tits."

Given the exemplary health of the average Harley rider, what's to save?

Standup comedy wouldn't be nearly as funny without Jews and Kristians, the former being necessary to crack jokes about the latter.

NOT TO MENTION THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM THAT ENCOURAGES THESE DO-NOTHINGS.

Every time I see a smug, 50 something, frizzy haired, state employed Jewess or fat, unemployed, 20 something emoblob come padding out of a Seattle Public Library with an armload of FREELOADING THAT I PAID FOR I want to kick their unproductive asses. The Library system is a archipelago of government waste that caters to that tiny, shrinking minority that still chooses to waste their time curled up like grubs, sipping steaming cups of herbal tea, SUBSIDIZED BY MY TAX DOLLARS. YOU WANT TO READ? BUY IT.

I support a world without God, personally. In other words, the one we got.

Hep C and "rubbers". Old Skool.

For yet another episode of the Fundy Follies, google it.

Thanks to whoever returned it to my porch. Replaced everything already but those receipts sure come in handy for work travel reimbursement.

Did that take you more than a nanosecond to catch, Rob? Why are today's conservatives SO FUCKING SLOW, BORING, AND JUST PLAIN DUMB? Oh...right. It's a self selection thing. OK KKK, I'll hand you over to the j-bster for your daily tit for tat fix. Time to grind....

All the sense of humor of a brick with none of the intelligence.

I knew you wouldn't get the reference. Conservatives... ...sigh.

I was picturing six tiny little boots... For the weight of the options you mentioned, you might just go with Scarpa Charmoz or the equivalent - they climb snow/moderate rock pert good and are about as versatile as you can get.

Coupled with the D's congress refusal to cut their programs during said buildup. Since then... military cuts big time in the wake of the fall of the Communist block, bases closed, taxes raised twice (read my lips + Bubba), then more spending under W and 2 wars, W on anything under the sun, and B-HO on all the latter and more. But let's keep it simple and just say "Reagan". Umm yeah. And let's not forget the "War on Poverty" (how's that coming along, btw?), and Vietnam. The War on Poverty had some successes and failures, but it probably beats the present, psychopathic War on the Poor. We all know Reagan's military spending continued under a number of administrations...but that would have been a lot less likely had Reagan not kicked it off, no? Like Nixon's War on Drugs.... I think the 'architect' of a failed policy deserves a healthy share of the credit...AM I WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Yes, you are wrong. The "empty space" in a helmet is there to compress when the helmet is hit so that the velocity of the falling object is not transferred to the skull. Filling the empty space means greater head trauma to you. Only if you're sportin' one of those old school hardhat styles. Get a hipster styrofoam lite helmet and it doesn't matter. You won't be able to fit that can o beans in there anymore, though. Be sure to add lotsa sticker logos to it, though, to hold that rice paper outer shell together longer.