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tvashtarkatena

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  1. Proof of Intelligent Design: The penis fits just as nicely into the anus as the vagina.
  2. Proud.
  3. Firm and high.
  4. i dont like horses, awful fly-ridden bastards! They do have nice asses, however.
  5. "God is a dung heap..."
  6. Or that he's got more love in his life than you do.
  7. Fucko.
  8. I'm nice to everyone I know.
  9. WWII made us GREAT, and we put that one on the plastic. WE NEED TO GROW OUR WAY OUT BY GIVING THE RICH ENOUGH TO START NEW, JOB CREATING COMPANIES.
  10. Hey TEACHERS, did WE pay for that Party Mix in the break room???!!!!
  11. Just caught a WSJ interview with him regarding his new book on atheism. "I can't imagine Heaven because I can't imagine a place where I've got more love in my life than I do right now". (paraphrased) He also mentioned that a God who speaks in a language than only Michelle Bachmann understands seems a little too complicated.
  12. WHO'S MOOCHING???!!!!!
  13. Sprinkle in a little God Smacked bigotry/misogyny, and you've got yourself a pretty good weekend in Vegas. Now let's also gather up all the asshole contractors and trailer drunks and glue em together into a MOVEMENT. FUCK THOSE HERBAL TEA SIPPING TEACHERS, greedy union thugs, and the rest of the loser middle class, too. If they weren't so lazy they'd be rich already. GOLD STANDARD. Hey, what happened to our tax base? Your party is AWESOME, Jay! It's about VALUES. Or maybe its just about value...when shopping.
  14. Yup. Uncontrolled spending since Reagan kicked off the program of debt funded cocaine binging. God forbid we should have to pay for anything up front. Thanks, GOP! And special thanks to W! Good thing they spent it on tax cuts for rich folk's toys and nukes and other stuff that makes the joint a better place for all. Funny how the heroine addicts are now touting the virtues of abstinence. Fucking psychopaths, I tell ye!
  15. Those cliffs do look like a great place to hit a bucket a balls from.
  16. The second the weather turns to shit, you're out there. I was doing the standard on Hood and came upon a guy who'd been struck in the chest with a rock and was only partially conscious. Weather was coming in. I did cell phone in a rescue...it took another 8 hours for a chopper pick him up...even though we were basically just above the Timberline ski area. I can't believe anyone who knows what their doing relies at all on any guarantee of quick rescue...or rescue at all. I don't. I was thinking that on Lib Ridge recently. All the technology in the world isn't gonna save your ass if it all goes wrong high up. A lot of popular mountain spots have no cell service. Road access is worse than it used to be, and there aren't that many, if any more, mountain flying helo pilots available for rescue than there were a couple or more decades ago. There are probably more SR folks, but has the percentage of technical climbing SR folks gone up? Hmmm.... Of course, fifty + years ago there was nada. If, in fact, folks nowadays are less prepared for self-rescue, and their are more gumbies out there, are the average chances for surviving an accident more or less nowadays? I think 20 or 30 more pages here may well resolve this issue....
  17. A lot of people think I'm a lawyer sometimes. I advise you to open fire.
  18. Would AIDS patients agree to glow in the dark, though?
  19. That gives "Feed Me" a bit more punch.
  20. Erosion of the middle class
  21. Insurance industry, not Big Pharma. Big Pharma is in the toilette right now - massive layoffs, no new drugs to speak of. Why? About 15 years ago sales and marketing folks took over the industry and 'ran it like a business'. They forgot the science/R&D part. Furthermore, they began to cook the books on their studies. Hyjinks ensued. Now they're soundly fucked.
  22. What part of Fuk-u don't you guys understand?
  23. I ate rattler once. Boney fuckers.
  24. Not to mention you've got to be some lame MFKR to actually WANT to suck corporate cock like some do here. That's some cream of wheat with skim milk, fo sho. It's hip to be square!
  25. ...please die slowly and painfully. TIA.
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