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And all this time I thought you were just being coy.

Today's excerpt from the 24 hour list: Spray Re: Just remember.... There is only one way to rock by G-spotter @ 47 seconds ago with your cock out? The Gear Critic Re: BD Express crank knob does not fold in by G-spotter @ 1 minute 38 seconds ago Try some graphite lube on it first

Had a beer with Kevbone last Thur nite. He had a beer, anyway. Come to think of it, we were never formally introduced. Too bad...he has so much to share.

13' of stiff n shaky like a slightly elongated Ivan

Once Ivan sees this Starship of Cheater Sticks, poor ole Bob Dole will find himself abandoned and unrequited.

The Viagra is ready for its maiden voyage.

Yeah, Bone. Good question. All the libtards here, including myself, are obviously going to vote Obama (OMG, OUR SECRET IS OUT...NOW BONE CAN MAKE FUN OF US!) QPQ...who ya gonna vote for if Paul's out of the running, Bone?

Actually, there's a new therapy for folks whose gut flora have failed...transplanting someone else poo in their intestine. I'm not sure if the poo goes in from the North or the South Park.

I don't exist, so I don't have to worry about any of that shit.

You lead pumpy pitch, you get seconds on pumpy love, bitch.

Never mentioned Gitmo, Bone. But while we're on the subject, the number of detainees there has greatly been reduced under Obama. That's according to to both the press and one of the detainee defense attorneys, whom I know personally. Given that GOP push back (you know the GOP...that's Paul's party) has delayed Gitmo's closure...it's hard to predict what McCain would have done, but I suspect the population there might have stayed the same or even increased, based on the man's bluster during his campaign.

You can practically hear the frantic googling....

I think Kakester's brain just went into vapor lock.

I believe it's "Anastasia". Or "Nastia" to those that climb with her, which wouldn't be me. She'd never climb with an old bat like me. Or you, for that matter, Bill. Ooohhh yes she would. Nice job, Devotchka. Still trying to figure out how you managed to break that Aztarex. Did you give it the Evil Eye?

"graduate level course work" It's worse than that. I don't even exist.

I know. I should have Raised McCain n Palin in 08, but I was just too stupid. I thought Obama was the Librul Messiah, I thought he'd repeal DADT and DOMA, establish national health care, and pull us out of Iraq...but he just turned out to be another TV Preacher.

They are all voting for Obama. Duh. Two Rhodes Scholars, hard at work.

We're not slamming you for your opinion, Bone. We're slamming you for your vociferous, seemingly bottomless stupidity. Just sayin...

My car's brakes smell funny. So I burned it to the ground and built a new car from the remains. It's smaller, now.

Your too stupid to get my point, so I won't bother to remake it.

Johnny Fkn CASH....

Steve Earl...

How can anyone hate Bob Wills and Patsy Cline? They're just...not hateable.

Iraq taught us how to properly burn everything to the ground and start anew. Should be no prob.

You've just described the British Navy.