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Are you talking about Jamin? Whatever happened to him anyway? Did he survive his last outing? A check of his last post shows he was still looking for bits for his rocpecker. He found god. See post on NWFudgePackers.net

Only, I think you're supposed to call it Smiff

I think if you live in Portland you have to climb at Smith a lot, so it's got that against it....

No, I don't believe bikram yoga involves cumming, but I could be wrong about that.

would you pay if domesticated gays and lesbians picked the place for a picnic? yeah, but not as much, and only if they brought a quiver full of children

I've noticed my cell phone usage has increased

If a group of wild gays and lesbians from San Fransisco picked this place for their annual spring picnic, I'd totally pay to see that.

unless you're practicing

Utah town reconsiders ban on bikinis Especially shocking is this little snippet from the article: Full quiver of children? OH NOES! Bikinis! You might see her hips!!! WTF do ultra-religious people have against sex, anyway? You'd think a people who want a "full quiver of children" would be into sex.

You can't go through life without crying for something. That's just not how the world works. Why teach a kid otherwise? IMO, it seems like that sets the kid up for a lot of disappointment later.

Sad

Refried beans + sour cream + salsa + cheese = dimpled

No shit! I love this thread...... right, cause women are the de facto experts on child rearing

I dunno, but I know who the decider is!

for good times. Of course if you give a kid everything they want, and never say the word no, they won't throw any tantrums. Duh. My little girl is the sweetest thing ever if she gets exactly what she wants, when she wants it. I hope you guys have lots of money! Because he's going to start asking for lots of things, and if you can't say no, you better be willing to shell out! Good luck with that, though.

I'm my own hero. Let's face it, is anything more self-aggrandizing than climbing? At least I'm honest.

My daughter is in that same class. She's 5. Her mother was way too coddling, fulfilling every need, etc. Now, it's a nightmare. But, I'm in charge now, so that's been put to a stop. It's been rough, but she's getting the picture. Watch out, Kev, you're setting yourself up!

hey, isn't isha yoga some kind of cult? You're not allowed to tell anyone about the contents of their programs and stuff, right? Am I thinking of the same thing? I hope you're not paying them lots of money.

Good on you for practicing. My friends laugh at me, but I practice at Steven's Pass every year after the slopes close -- every position. The first time, I slipped on Shucksan traversing a semi-steep slope to get to the entrance of the fisher chimneys. I was in self-arrest almost as soon as I realized I had slipped. The runout wouldn't have killed me, but it would have ruined my day. The other time I fell was on an ice slope deproaching from Sherpa. I was tired and my crampon technique was lazy, and I took a bad step, mt right boot glanced off the ice and my feet came out from under me. Self-arrest was impossible (I tried) and I crashed into a bunch of boulders at the base. I've never made that mistake again. I've relied on self-belay FAR more than self-arrest.

Shit, they must be paying a lot more these days than when I was playing out.

I swear to god I've had an acid trip like this

The french at least make good mustard

The hills are NOT alive with the sound of music. However, if you must sing, please limit your musical stylings to bad 70's funk, poorly renditioned 80's pop songs, or lounge classics. Whistling the theme song from Indiana Jones, however, is perfectly acceptable, but only while on rappel.

With the high price of gasoline, it will be more difficult to torch McMansions.

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