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My employer is giving me stress-related heart problems, FREE OF CHARGE! And then once I finally collapse and can't work, they'll just fire me and I lose my benefits. AWESOME! Good thing they match my 401K, that'll help

Am I a brovary from another ovary?

I thought that was "patriotism."

Don't worry, we can bomb those too, while we're over there.

"It wasn't an act of war, we just bombed a few of his military bases. What's the big deal, guy?"

Let's just nuke the place. The CSM says fear of radiation is exagerated anyway. I used a similar tactic on a teeming swarm of tiny ants crawling up my foundation wall -- one quick blast of RAID straight into the center, and then I just wiped them away with a rag. Problem solved. Sure, there's a little bit of poison left on the wall, but that will just keep them from coming back. I don't see why this tactic wouldn't work in the middle east.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?????

socialized education. We should privatize it.

let's privatize government.

well, firefighting should be pay-per-use, anyway. God damn this socialized police and fire infrastructure we have. SO EXPENSIVE!

Financial Emergency Declared! Move straight to "Go" and collect $200!!!

Can private citizens declare a financial emergency and cancel all of their contracts (without declaring bankruptcy)? Sounds great, sign me up!

Has anybody studied possible climactic effects of removing that much energy from the oceanic thermal currents?

you guys are mean bastards

More radiation! But just a little of it.

THe mountaineers will drive you fing crazy with their rules and process, but I agree, it iS a good way to learn the basics. That said, you'd have to wait until next year, as this year's classes are already in progress. And if you spend all summer climbing with experienced partners, you'll be beyond the level of the basic course next year, anyway.

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Since reagan? longer than that.

Thanks, Cliff. Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word 'lasagna.'

j_b, you're so uptight you'd ruin a blowjob.

Larry, you're like a living, talking Salvador Dali painting. Don't get me wrong, I like Dali.

Why don't federal employees have collective bargaining, especially since Obama claims to support it?

On the bright side, the republicans are doing a pretty good job framing themselves as anti-labor. This will only help the democrats in the next election.