Wrong!
Sure, you can get in trouble for hit and run, or running a red light, etc. but NOT for riding a bike drunk. Trust me, I've looked into it
They can offer you a ride home, but you can refuse. They can impound your bike (if you're a threat to yourself) but can't charge you to get it back.
http://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=46.61.790
Oh, yeah? Well...my SHITS ARE BIGGER THAN YOU.
Yeah, well, ask me why I'm such on expert on this particular law.
It's only hard to get started. Once you're rolling though, the gyroscope takes over.