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no. but on rare occasions it does vibrate. I keep it in my pocket hoping My GF does this.

"Rainier is NOT BEER! Its urine!" - my beer snob dad A friend of mine and I are home brewing some chocolate and amber ale this weekend! I think we're gonna have like 30 gallons when we're done! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!

overcompensating again? I'm glad that made you happy mythosgrl!

That is fcuking scary.

Why are sex toys banned in India???? Seems shitty.

No. But too many peaches will cause the same effect.

Good words. We can also get handouts for being morbidly obese, but they're lowering Social Security..............

Fuck you!

Today I went online to download a south park ringer tone: "Whats the matter, got sand in your vagina?" Repeat 35 times in a high pitch cartmen voice. Everything was going great and I was laughing my ass off, when all of a sudden I started to get text messages from the website every 4.5 seconds. Now, my number is ruined and I can't seem to get the text messages to end! I suppose thats what happens when you put your number on the web........ idiot........

Actually, citrus is almost as good a source of potassium as bananas, and its easily packed into the mountains (bananas squish). Also, I've been reading that magnesium is more important for exercise performance than potassium is. And citrus is superior to bananas for that. Also, zinc is an ULTRA important component to muscle recovery. Exercise depletes it quite a bit, so it is crucial to eat a diet where we get enough of it. This is where MEAT comes into the picture (especially steak and shellfish). So the whole "lets go smash down a post climb steak" is actually one of the best things we can do! OK I'm done.....

We have a dunk tank at Western. If you pay 20 bucks we'll fill it up and do hydrostatic weighing on you. Oops, but we're not in PDX.......

If you don't want a ticket for speeding, don't speed, you stupid motherfahqer. Hey, daddyfahqer, my truck is bigger than yours.

82 shots of espresso and an ascent of mount rainier will make you lose fat.

New reason why Bellevue sucks: For the second time in eight years I got pulled over for speeding. I'VE ONLY EVER BEEN PULLED OVER ON THE EAST SIDE. Bastards....... The piggy gave me a warning and not a ticket. The reason I'm sure is because god loves me..........

PERFECT. AND CORRECT.

Chocolate and sex. Happiness cures all.

Agreed. Except Bellingham has more interesting SMELLING people than Bellevue. And there is less ritsy richness........

Wind, fire, and earth. Dumb fucker.

Actually, it annoys me pretty badly too. And I really don't care for the wealth-arrogance that permeates the east side. But I'm curious; what do you drive? And do you cast the same condemnation on climbers that arrive at the trail head in an old Landcruiser or 4-Runner? Is it a "needs-based" disdain? And if so, are the needs of said climbers any more valid than those of a suburban mom who occasionally uses the SUV to take the kids and their teammates to practice?? I drive a 1989 Toyota 4-cylinder EFI, 4x4 pickup. Not exactly sure, but it gets mid-twenties gas mileage on the highway - not fantastic, I know. The answer to your question: NO. I do not disdain climbers who use their vehicles out of a NEED basis. Personally, I'm one of them. When at home in Bellingham, I usually ride a bike, walk, use my buddies homebuilt moped (that pulls 120 mpg) use the bus, and use my truck for bigger things - like climbing, or grocery shopping. Simply put, I fill up my truck about once per month with 16 gallons. Whereas there are people driving H2's in Bellevue that fill the fucking thing up every other day, with 40 gallons of gasoline! What I was trying to implying with my post was that far TOO MANY people are utterly UNCONCIOUS about how much crap they are plugging out every day. And it seems to be more prevelant on the east side (the unconcious thing). If I could afford it, and they were actually offered [!!!!] I would buy an electric car. Sustainable design and environmentally sound transportation are sort of my major side passion. Thats a entirely new and very long discussion however.....

Hey Mythos, I don't have any single worst experience, just a whole slew of SUV driving-teenage-rich f*** wanker loser-stuck up asshole, stories. Serisouly, every time I go down 405 and see these jackbutts driving their $60,000 fancy shmancy peices of crap, I think to myself "because of you, asshole, my F****ing playground is MELTING!" I try not to be too bitter though; it only hurts ME. Not them. Thanks for the spray. Hey, are you down south right now? I am..........

I know, dogs are WAY cooler.

i always wanted to fuck a nun. Pink: One word: Fleshlight you sick fucker!

Kevino, you just ruined my complete day! I now I have a MASSIVE problem........

I still have all my Jurasic Park toys. Hey Kevbone! Wanna play?!