I appreciate funniness, for sure. My problem is that when ever I TRY to be funny, I just make an utter and complete ASS of myself. So, I won't try to be funny:
1) Mt Baker, Coleman glacier.
2) Massive herd of Mounty's
3) Leader decides "we're not on glacier anymore"
4) Massive herd conjoins and simotaneously unropes
5) I/we, watch in complete horror and disbelief, as we are [surrounded] by hidden crevasses
6) They walk down.
7) Somehow they are not dead............