Palin announces a "Manhattan Project" to open 217,000 new Walmart stores, prompting the 2010 "Fred Meyer Riots" where hundreds of angry, protesting employees are shot dead by black shirted government "contractors". Public schools shelve all curriculum involving math, science, history (except American History), english, social studies,and literature; it will be replaced with multi-level courses in target shooting, snow machine maintenence, patriotic ethics, child rearin', and compulsory bible study. Announces new "fast track" public education curriculum which has students graduating from school after Grade 8, instead of the old, wasteful, bureaucratic, big government imposed 12-Grade program created by liberal elitists. Announces innovative "jobs creation program", designed to create jobs for EVERY American- all citizens are now required to work for the petroleum industry upon graduation.
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