StevenSeagal

Okay there, Methuselah, let us know when you're ready to shred a 5.13, on your terms of course! You're a funny guy. Have you considered running for public office? "I could balance the budget...if I WANTED to. But I'll do it when I'm ready!"

Miss Columbia in 2016:

Right near the end Palin said something like "I'm done talking to the mainstream media just so they can interpret to you what you just saw". Very patronizing, like we're all third graders who need the media to tell us about her lack of depth on matters of policy and world affairs. That's been blatantly obvious except to the Limbaugh Lemmings who claim that fair questions in an unscripted setting are "picking on her". In all, Biden wasn't perfect but he did what he should have by focusing on McCain. Palin usually took about half a sentence to swerve off topic and begin recycling one of the four or five rehearsed talking points in a differently ordered set of words and slogans, irregardless of the question. It was like watching a campaign commercial over and over. Unfortunately, repetition of empty, hyperbolic slogans coupled with smarty-pants head shaking sarcasm peppered with slangy 'darned'/'you betcha' etc. and a smug "gosh you're stupid" expression is what passes for qualification and knowledge among the "Joe Six Pack" crowd that she aims to please, and which forms, along with the top 1%, the 'base' of today's GOP.

He solved the problem of illegal immigration!

It should be something by Pig Champion of Poison Idea

Gosh, I'm glad those communist governments of Europe won't be dragging us down with them! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Six Pack The train wreck that is this woman keeps on chuffin'. Sure, what better place for small town, substance-abusing simpleton representation than the #2 position in the country? After all, these are important problems we gots. And hopefully she'll appoint uncle Roscoe and cousin Cletus to attorney general and secretary of state. Don't y'all think it's about time?!?

The fundamentals of the economy are strong!

Spin Summary: It's better to keep up with the current philosophy of cut taxes and spend even more! That way we can pass the fundamentally strong economy recession we're in to the next generation when I'll be dead and won't have to worry about it. Summary: The entire financial mess is Obama's fault! Now that I've said that, it's time for Democrats to stop pointing fingers and quit the partisan blame game!

Wasilla Cuntilla

Hmmmmm

Well speaking of sickie , your avatar is looking a wee bit too much like...a dude. Too muscular-y. Looks like it could be Arnold or someone. Please try another- same amount of crack is fine(encouraged). TIA

"My oh My" pretty much covers both. "WOOHOO!", maybe. But whatever. Be gone, libturd! Leave sports to us REAL Americans.

Joblo, Are you as outraged as I still am that Sanjaya didn't win American Idol?

"Then one day Trig was shootin' at some moooose...."

A family living in trailer-trash squalor goes shootin' one day and discovers an endless supply of moose nuggets. They move to Wasilla and open a trinket shop and strike it rich. The Wasilla Hillbillies.

I just logged on for this very purpose.

Seal skins and salmon between Inupiats and Russian whalers. Why, just last week she negotiated the giving of 5 caribou skins for a 17 year old girl.

Yeah, while all you rich elitists were learning about countries and cultures by visiting them on mommy's dime, I got a much broader perspective reading about them at Wasilla McDonalds!

I'm voting for the terrorists. How about you?

Nothing says experience more than being able to see Russia from her house. Or, at least, being able to see a desolate part of Siberia from an Alaskan island in the Bering Sea 1300 miles from her house. We can all sleep better knowing she's keeping an eye out for Putin when he comes creeping around Unalakleet.

But if God has another plan for your head, I suppose he'd just have to trundle a bigger rock, yes? And if there's other people nearby, he might just decide to include them in his plan. Now who's conscience will that be on?

Well since no one else has said it, I'll say it- WOOHOO!!!!

Foreign Policy Experience!!! At what point does this cease to be funny? A: If/when this airhead gets elected.