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VERY PRODUCTIVE!

I JUST DEALT A POTENTIALLY LETHAL DOSE. MY CO-WORKER IN THE CUBE NEXT TO ME APPEARS TO BE UNCONCIOUS. OF COURSE, HE IS THAT WAY HALF THE TIME ANYWAY. SILENT BUT DEADLY.

SORRY BROTHER....YOU'RE EITHER BORN A BADASS OR YOU ARE NOT ONE. NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT....BUT YOU CAN BE A BETTER CLIMBER IF YOU DO WHAT THESE FOLKS SAY. BUT DON'T EXPECT TO BEAT MICHEAL JORDON AT A GAME OF BASKETBALL. GOOD LUCK!

I AM PASSING EXTREMELY SULFERIC GAS. FARTS, IN LAYMANS TERMS. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? ITS LIKE A GIFT OR A CURSE, DEPENDING ON WHO I'M WITH. SOMETIMES ITS NICE TO PASS IT SILENTLY AND LET EVERYONE GUESS WHO IT WAS. RIGHT NOW THE LOOK ON ALL MY OFFICEMATES FACES IS PRICELESS. THEY'VE GOT THEIR FACES ALL SCRUNCHED UP AND THEY'RE LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHO IT IS. THEY DESERVE THIS.

OMG STEVE HOUSE SOLD YOU HIS "PACKAGE"??? THIS JUST PROVES THAT ALPINISTS WILL DO ANYTHING TO SUPPORT THEIR OUTRAGIOUS LIFE STYLES!!!

WHICH ONE OF YOU????!!!!!

GAY-REE! GAY-REE! GAY-REE! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE EVER YOU ARE!

NOT TO WORRY GOOD FRIEND. TRY STARTING OVER. HERE IS A GOOD SUBJECT: GIRLS I'D LIKE TO PORK.

JENS!!!!!WTF??!! DID YOU O.D. ON ESTROGEN TABLETS??? WHAT IS THIS THREAD, 100 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN? STRAIGHT OUT OF MS. MAGAZINE. GET A GRIP ON YOUR MANHOOD! CHRIST!!!

STICK MY HEAD IN AN OVEN VS. LOG ON TO CC.COM

SHUT UP!!!

STFU!!!! THOSE CARS SUCK ARSE!!!

YOUR MOM PUT THAT POLE TOGETHER, I JUST POSTED IT DUDERENO.

OH ME OH MY OH! I WANNA DO RIGHT, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.

I'M WITH THIS ASSMUNCH! MUFFDIVER MUSIC IS WHERE ITS AT!! RUG MUNCHERS.

I was thinking a desire for young men in green tights. THIS OLDY BUT GOODY IS SURE TO PLEASE THE DISCERNING CASCADEDOUCHBAG.

SUCK A HOG SQUID!

CANADIANS ARE SO FUCKING UNAMERICAN IT MAKES ME SICK!

ME AND BRO BRAH GOT TO SPLIT A SPLIFF SOMETIME.

HERE IS THE WHOLE DAMN SCRIPT! NOW STFU PEOPLE!!! JEEZUS!!!!

WHAT IF I CONVERT MY F350 DIESEL TO RUN OFF OF BURNING HIPPIES? WILL THAT KILL THOSE DAMN ENDANGERED OZONE CREATURES FAST ENOUGH?

AND NOTICE HOW SOME PEOPLE WORK UP A POST, PUT IT OUT THERE, ONLY TO QUICKLY DELETE IT...AS IF IT REALLY MATTERED OR ANYONE CARED THAT THE SCREWED UP THIER BITCH SLAP. ...KIX, WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH, BTW? ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER FREEDOM?