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YOU REALLY HAD TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, EH DECHRISTO?

I ENJOY YOUR RAPIST WIT! SUCH QUICK MINDS!

Like this thread, for example. GOOD ONE HAIRY!

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW QUICKLY SOME OF YOU FOOLS CAN PULL THE TRIGGER WITH SPRAY? AND SOME OF YOU TAKE YOUR TIME, BUT THEN POST SOME BEAUTIFUL PROSE THAT BRUSHES ASIDE THREE PAGES OF BANTER. STILL OTHERS WORK FOR HOURS PERFECTING YOUR POST, YET IT STILL COMES OUT AS RETARDED GIBBERISH.

HOW CAN I GET INVOLVED?

MOST OF MY CAREER I'VE BEEN TOO SMART FOR THE ROOM.

BLUE FOX TO RED BEAVER. I REPEAT, BLUE FOX TO RED BEAVER.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID HIPPY!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED AROUND BEFORE THE TOP! I'M GLAD I DIDN'T PAY TO SEE THIS SLIDESHOW...YOU DIDN'T EVEN SUMMIT! FRAUD!

CHOAD DUDE, I SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO GET ANGRY!! ANGER IS A CLEANSING FORCE JUST LIKE THE DESERT IS A VERY CLEAN PLACE BECAUSE IT IS SO HOT THERE. SO I SAY GET MADDER THAN HELL OVER THIS. PRETTY SOON THERE WILL BE A GROUND SWELL OF PUBLIC SUPPORT AND REI WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS AND ALL THE LOCAL SHOPS WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX, BUT REALLY ANGERY POPULIS PHOENIX THAT WANTS TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON CORPORATE AMERICA.

WHAT DO YOU POST AS?

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT RAINBOW STICKER ON YOUR CAR? WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL ON THE TRIP? IF YOU COULD POST ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR ACADEMIC ADVISOR IN A PUBLIC FORUM, WHAT WOULD YOU POST? WHAT SORT OF SOIL SHOULD I PLANT MY DEVILS CLUB IN?

A CHEAP RACK CAN BE ASSEMBLED ALA STONE SOUP WITH QUICK HANDS AND RICH GAPER CLIMBING PARTNERS! HAHAHA. THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY...IS YOUR LIFE CHEAP? NOW...FINDING RIGHT BALANCE BETWEEN USIBILITY, COST, AND DEPENDABILTY OF PRO, THAT IS DOING THINGS RIGHT. I WOULD ASK YOU TO CLIMB WITH ME AND I WOULD SHOW YOU, BUT I ONLY CLIMB WITH RICH GAPERS BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD THE GEAR HAHAHA!

I'D TELL YOU WERE ABC MOUNTAIN IS BUT WE ARE TRYING FOR THE 7TH KNOWN ASCENT OF THIS MOUNTAIN. I WOULD TELL YOU WHO X,Y, AND Z ARE, BUT THE POST HERE AND DID NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS TR.

BUDDY! I HAVE SOME SLICKS YOU CAN BUY. CHECK YOUR PMS.

NO CONTEST MEANS YOU DON'T THINK THEY ARE WORTHY OF TRYING YOU. LOL, JUST KIDDING DUDE. SLOW DOWN! NOLO CONTENDERE

WTF??!! WHO MOVED MY TR TO SPRAY???

THIS SATURDAY, X, Y, Z, AND I WENT TO CLIMB ABC MOUNTAIN. I GOT UP AT 6:47 AND MET THE REST OF THE GANG AT THE PARK AND RIDE AT 7:36. THEN WE STOPPED AND GOT COFFEE. I GOT A DOUBLE TALL AMERICANO, WITH ROOM. I PUT IN ONE CREAM PACKET AND GAVE IT A TRY...BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH! SO, I WENT AHEAD AND ADDED ANOTHER CREAM PACKET....AND GAVE IT ANOTHER GO. WHEW! THIS TIME IT TASTED REALLY GOOD, SO I WAS GOOD TO GO. X SAW MY TROUBLES AND JUST ORDERED A LATTE, BUT Y DIDN'T SEE THE FIASCO. WE SHOUTED BETA TO HIM, BUT HE INSISTED ON THE DOUBLE TALL AMERICANO. WATCHING HIM GO THROUGH THE PROCESS OF ADDING NOT TWO, BUT THREE CREAM PACKETS WAS UNBEARABLE. LUCKILY, Z DOESN'T DRINK COFFEE, AND ORDERED A TEA. ALSO, WE DEFINITELY WERE GLAD TO HAVE THE PROVIDED CUP INSULATORS...THAT STUFF IS HOT! NEXT WE HAD TO STOP AND GET GAS, AS THE TANK WAS ONLY 1/2 FULL. Y LAUNCHED INTO A DIABTRIBE ABOUT HOW IT WAS ACTUALLY JUST 1/2 EMPTY, BUT WE KNOW Y TOO WELL...HE WAS JUST MESSING WITH US. IT WAS DECISION TIME...REGULAR? UNLEADED? SUPER-UNLEADED? WE HAD A COIN...BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE THREE SIDES! LUCKILY THE PERSON WAITING IN LINE BEHIND US KNEW EXACTLY WHICH GAS WE NEEDED...BUT HE DIDN'T NEED TO GET ALL HUFFY ABOUT IT! IN THE GAS STATION WE LOADED UP ON SOME SLIM JIMS AND BIG LEAGUE CHEW. X AND Z WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME, DON'T ASK...DON'T TELL! THE IT WAS Y'S TURN TO USE THE REST ROOM. WE ALL GOT INTO THE CAR AND DROVE OUT OF THE GAS STATION PARKING LOT...BUT NONE OF US KNEW HOW TO GET BACK ON THE FREEWAY! AFTER A FEW CARS HONKED AT US FOR DRIVING TO SLOW, AND WE PULLED OVER SO THAT Y COULD SWITCH DRIVING RESPOSIBLITY WITH THE QUICKER REACTING X, ONLY TO BE REPLACED AS DRIVER 5 MINUTES LATER WITH A VERY ANGRY Z, WE GOT ONTO THE FREEWAY HEADED THE WRONG DIRECTION. SEVERAL EXITS LATER WE WE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, AFTER A STOP SO THAT I COULD USE THE RESTROOM AT ANOTHER GAS STATION, AND SO THAT I COULD BUY A FEW MORE SUPPLIES (A MAGAZINE, A TIRE PRESSURE GUAGE, AND SOME GUM). AFTER GETTING THE NECESSARY SUPPLIES, WE HEADED UP TO CLIMB ABC MOUNTAIN. WE GOT LOST ON THE APPROACH AND NEVER MADE IT TO THE ROUTE. BACK AT THE CAR WE ENJOYED HOSTESS DING DONGS AND RED BULLS. X GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH Z, BUT Y INTERVENED. I TOOK PICTURES OF THE FIGHT, BUT Z PULLED THE FILM OUT AND EXPOSED IT (AND SPIT ON ME) SO SADLY THERE ARE NO PICTURES OF OUR TRIP. GEAR NOTES: CUP INSULATORS BIG LEAGUE CHEW

GARY???? IS THIS SOME SORT OF PLEA!!???

LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE!!! JEEZUS!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT BACKRUB YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING SQUID! MAYBE HELP ME WITH THIS TENSION PROBLEM! DAMN IT!!!

FLUSH IT AGAIN! THEY'RE STILL HERE!

SHUT IT! I HAVE A HEADACHE!

SCREW OFF! SHE'S A SPECIAL GIRL, SHE DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE A LADY.

I THINK I SAW YOU THERE! WERE YOU WORKING ON SATURDAY, WEARING CROP PANTS, A PINK CASHMERE CARDIGAN, AND CHEWING GUM REALLY LOUDLY? I WAS SHY BLOND GUY, WEARING BROWN CARHARTS, WHO WAS SHOPPING FOR FOURS HOURS. I ASKED YOU TO HELP ME WITH THE BUTTON UP LOW RIDER JEANS! TWICE! WANT TO GET COFFEE SOMETIME?