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DISGUST.

WTF!!! THIS IS A CALL TO ARM BITCHES. FULL ON WAR. F'ING HIKERS. PREPARE TO BOARD, NO PRISONERS!

BECKEY, WHO IS MY FRIEND, HAVE GONE CLIMBING TOGETHER AND HUNG OUT. MY PERSONAL FRIEND FRED ONCE GAVE ME A NAPKIN WITH A DRAWING OF A MOUNTAIN ON IT. I KNOW GOD MADE ME UNIQUE BECAUSE FRED BECKEY (WHOM I ONCE PLAYED TONSIL HOCKEY WITH) GAVE ME HIS PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER. AS A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE, FRED BECKEY VALUES ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL BECAUSE HE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE AND TALK TO THEM ABOUT SECRET CLIMBING TRIPS WHILE DRIVING THE CAR ON THE TRIP TO AND FROM OUR CLIMBING TRIP. I HEART FRED BECKEY, MY PERSONAL FRIEND. I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND OF FRED BECKEY.

PLAY THE MATCHING GAME. MATCH THESE TROLLS TO YOUR FAVORITE ASS.COM SPRAYER. http://www.ascensionist.com/threads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=16024&page=1#Post16024

HOW DO YOU SPELL IRONY?

i'm feeling very sensitive. please be gentle.

...a favorite counting crows song? you guys still respect me, right?

BEST STALKER: ARC/DIVOT/ETC RUNNER UP: ROBOBOY

GAPERTIMMAY THIS THING IS CLEARLY A LIFESTYLE. IF ROBIN LEACH WERE STILL ALIVE HE COULD MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT IT.

LAMBONE PLEASE INSTALL AN IDIOCY FILTER ON YOUR COMPUTER. SOME OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE POSTED ARE CLEARLY "NOT READY FOR RELEASE", PROBABLY EVER. THANK YOU.

SORRY I'M LATE BUT I'M HERE TO SECOND GUESS AND THEORIZE. ALSO, I WILL BE POSTING ALL PRESS CONFERENCE AS THEY OCCUR.

CLIMB ME BITCHEZ!!!

YOU GUYS ARE ALL TOOLS! TOOLS! DID YOU HEAR ME? TOOLS! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!

ABOVE THIS POST YOU CAN FIND A LIST OF ASSCLOWNS TO PREPOPULATE YOUR IGNORE LIST WITH.

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE FLOWERS ARE IN BLOOM AT MOUNT VERNON? THE ARRANGEMENT AROUND MY SETEE IS WILTING, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO FRESHEN UP THE PLACE FOR MY DINNER PARTY.

OFTEN I SAY "SEE YOU IN HELL" WHEN I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MY PARTNERS. IF IT'S SPECIAL PARTNER, THEN THERE MAY BE A QUICK KISS.

I'LL KICK ANYONES ASS. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AT A CLIMBING AREA, BUT IF THAT IS WHERE YOU WANT IT DONE, THEN SO BE IT.

DRU WHAT THE HELL SORT OF WEBSITES DO YOU GO TO? WHAT IS THE BROWN STAIN DOING ON THE UNICORN'S HORN AND THE TRACKS LEADING AWAY FROM THE BABY BEARS BACKSIDE MEAN? IT MEANS YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD.

SO NOVAK AND THOSE DUMBSHITS ON FOX ARE ALL GAY LOVERS? ARE THEY GOING TO BE REPORTING ANYTHING THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW?

DECHRISTO SHOULD KNOW....HE IS AN ASSCLOWN FOR A LIVING. ITS TOUGH WORK BEING A CLOWN.

ANOTHER FRIENDLY REMINDER: DON'T WEAR SHORT SKIRTS IN ITALY. WHILE YOU MIGHT SEE ITALIAN MODELS WEARING THEM, IT IS CERTAINLY NOT THE NORM. MEN WILL SEE IT AS AN INVITATION TO GRAB YOUR BOTTOM AND PINCH YOU.

HE LOVES JOKES THAT START LIKE THIS: "A PRIEST, A POLACK, AND A MIDGET WALK INTO A BAR...."

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! U LIKA ARKA-TEAR-RIX????

MAYBE HE ISN'T SPENDING ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER LIKE YOU LOSERS! GOSH!

HOLY CASCADE TRIFECTA!!! CHECK OUT WHAT OUR BRAH BRETT IS UP TO!!! 4 PEAKS! 4 WEEKS! PUTTING THOSE COLORADO TRIFECTA DUDES TO SHAME, AND ITS FOR THE ACCESS FUND TOO! GO BRAH! GET'R DONE!!!