Fuck you, you fucking fuck power tool, Alex! I just checked, and I *am* a girl (well, heh heh, a woman). It even says so in my profile: "girlie." See? Huh? See that? "G-i-r-l-i-e."
And I'm not a FAKE girl, either, if you catch my drift.
But, now, a lady I ain't. So stop with your slanderous gender lies.