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Enema zen.

No, I don't want to think about them at all.

And I especially don't like enemas--arch or other types.

It does to me, eh.

I keep telling you people, I'm not gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Why the long face? I was wondering about the beard WTF? Knock it off you guys, it's not funny. I already told you, I like...bananas. Not plums. Or, whatever.

I keep telling you people, I'm not gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

You're not supposed to respond to a with a . You're supposed to come back with a . You didn't read the rules!

Inanity is the mother of procrastination.

Inanity is the mother of pretention.

CobraSnot?

Just don't tip her/him over too far, is the only advice I can give.

CobraStop

GoogleSlop GoogleBop

And I'm removing my cheeks from the discussion. They are hereafter off-limits.

You forgot the "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

Besides that, he's a liar. I think he actually works for Yahoo!

Pink-cheeked? WTF? BRB, my mom says breakfast is ready.

Ba-da-ting! And ladies and gentlemen, for our next act...

Look who's talkin'. Issacraw Issacraw = cool

Besides, you wouldn't know a REAL girl if she bit you in the ass. Which, she wouldn't. But, you know, I'm just saying...

Sultan: the armpit of Snohomish County.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck power tool, Alex! I just checked, and I *am* a girl (well, heh heh, a woman). It even says so in my profile: "girlie." See? Huh? See that? "G-i-r-l-i-e." And I'm not a FAKE girl, either, if you catch my drift. But, now, a lady I ain't. So stop with your slanderous gender lies.

Dudes, you're gonna make me get eyestrain. Go back to talking about sheep, will ya? Or