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Well, the Obama/Jesus thing was a homage to your blockbuster bombshell of the Fox News single news-cycle filler piece about Newsweek being born again. Those weak non-stories being about all you're doing these days (see: "Ma'am, no ma'am"). The other is just a variation on the same theme. Speaking of avatars, you should pull your napalm-drenched babies out of retirement. Thanks for asking.

Fairweather, thanks for not putting me on your Nazi blacklist and whatever else that was about. Just so you know, it was apparent to me since the beginning that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. So do with that what you like...

Chavez is sooo 1999. Our workers revolution has made a great leap forward since then.

What color is the sky on your world?

Maybe the idea here was to show the righteous military man standing up to Senator Boxer with a show of subtle insolence. Fox News having him respond with a quick "yes, Senator" would undermine that.

Don't worry, your neoliberal "reforms" still have a ways to go up there. [video:youtube]

Better than being a dumbass robot.

The worst of all this "sir, yes sir/ma'am" crap is the grizzled retired officer that can't get enough of starting all his sentences with "Gentlemen..." Fucking annoying. Worse than "hooahh".

Yeah, just ask Fred Hampton!

So, how are things on "Main St."?

From the linked article: So this would probably be a good time for Him to start a war-of-choice?

Well, it's no Newsweek but...

Helllo? Apparently you didn't read the latest issue of Newsweek. Obama's beyond "close", he is "like" God. Since the announcement, various schisms have emerged and a number of sects are engaged in fierce debate as to what exactly the Holy Newsweek meant by "like". Is it: "he's...you know, like God" in a valley-girl voice? Or is it "he's like (a) god"? Or "he's like God"? Either way, y'all need to get down on your knees, like now.

Amen!

Dude, you need to curb all that! Newsweek has spoken:

Ja!

That's what I'm saying, dude. I don't think too many kids read the mainstream media, so their parents and teachers need to make sure they know that Obama is our new god.

Somebody better tell the kids! [video:youtube]

That's creepy.

Never ever make the third out at third.

He's actually a really nice guy...

I thought this post was about Barack and Michelle's date-night in NYC.

WSJ NEWS ALERT!!! Christian Right Issues Press Release: "We're Not As Bad As Islamic Jihadist Wackos" Thanks Peter for clearing that up.

As the plot thickens , it's becoming abundantly clear that the Tiller shooter can be placed firmly within the long standing domestic terrorist networks of America's extreme Right. While talk radio blowhards and congressional sympathizers rail against "creeping socialism" the actual historically verifiable threat to American lives gets a free pass or we're soft-peddled some limp refrain about not condoning violence. It's high time the GOP and the Libertarian Party cleaned out its stables of these wackos and their apologists, lest they fall further into oblivion.

Ugh, don't gimme that crap. While technically true, apart from the 1% smart enough to see the political downside to the act, the other 99% felt like the sun shone a little brighter, food tasted a little better, and life was like getting licked on the face by a puppy. Pro life my ass.