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WTF?

Mmmm-kay, so we'll be keeping the burqas then?

OK, I'm gonna go way out on a limb here, but I don't think hearing about Michael Jackson is why Lindsay's feeling sick.

This is probably the best thing for all kids. What do you mean by that statement? He scared the shit out of them.

"No joke. King of Pop is no more. Wow," Michael Harris, 36, of New York City, read from a text message a friend sent to his telephone. "It's like when Kennedy was assassinated."--AP 6/25/09

Why did Michael Jackson put chocolate sauce on his hot dog? So his children would eat it.

This is probably the best thing for all kids.

BOTH WRONG!

My question exactly. That's the problem with this country, no sense of civic duty. Pull your heads out America, this is important!

I wonder if she's got an Argentine wax.

Oh please! Yeah sure, Obama's been saying this for the last two years and it's a key feature of the proposal, but what the Government really wants is to grind humanity up into one big giant hamburger for Satan to eat. You don't want to be a hamburger do you? Noooo. That's what government does. It's inevitable, it's Serfburger.

"Ain't gonna sway me none!"

Now here's a pair. Not enough brains to fake the marriage til the meal ticket ran out (which would have been soon enough, but still). Now they'll duke it out in court and all their not-so-hard-earned baksheesh will flow into the tailored suit pockets of their respective legal teams. Unless..."Season II: Reconciliation!" I like NOVA better...you get to actually see the queen termite or leatherback pumping them out. Or were birthing videos in the show, too? Mods! This belongs in the Jon and Kate +8 thread until the Jon and Kate Forum has been created. What is the hold up anyway?

Hey, you're all a bunch of hypocrites. If this guy were a Republican you'd be all over him. Where is your outrage?! Oh, wait...FUCK!

No wait, tell us more about those countries with socialized medicine where rock climbing and other dangerous activities have been banned!

Oh, and this guy! I'll bet he's begging on the side of the road now that Germany outlawed unhealthy food.

Hey Fairweather, how were those Georgia peanuts I sent you a couple months ago? I know you don't like your food all regulated 'n shit.

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's a winner, folks!

Again: Imaging being told what edible foods you are allowed to consume by your government--all in the name of "controlling health care costs". Do you deny this will happen? Yes. You're delusional and possibly psychotic.

But hey, you two's track record on EVERY SINGLE OTHER FUCKING ISSUE for the last 9 years has been spot on so why question it!

Corporate tool = the guy making a living to pay for fucks like you to freeload, right? No, the corporate tool is the one willing to swallow and regurgitate a lot of nonsensical, fearmongering horseshit against all reason or common sense fed to him by talk radio sponsored by mega-corporations that profit from sickness and misery and want to keep it that way.

] Glad you're willing to sacrifice freedom for security. I'll pass, thanks. Ironic Quote of the Year. Congrats.

You mean like they do in all those dystopian nightmares in virtually the rest of the industrialized world where they've banned all dangerous activities like rock climbing due to the high health care costs?! Take your meds, corporate tool. [video:youtube]

Freedom to not have health care 'cause you can't afford it?! AAAGGGGHHHHH!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!