I read through your initial rant, but I am not going to read through all of the other replies.
Suffice it to say, growing up and through High School I hated literature.
At the UW I learned to love it, BA Language and Literature.
I have been a veracious reading for the past 25 years. The last classic I read was Victor Hugo’s epic,”Le Miserable.” (It was a translation, but unabridged.)
The analytical skills I developed at University help me enormously in understanding Victor Hugo. You can just pick up and read something like Le Mis, but unless you can use analytical skills then it is just a meaningless story, interspersed with history lessons.
After applying your newly found skills you can find an epic classic dealing with the ongoing struggle between justice, and mercy. Furthermore you need to delve into the idea that Justice and Mercy can not exist with out the other.
Then you can get even deep on how Justus and Mercy look like when personified in a personality.
Finally, you need to ask yourself is Victor Hugo really writing a series of essay on the different kinds of misery of the human experience and then applied it to a story line, supported by all of the above points.
It is quite in depth – if you want to look.
Be very careful now because once you take the pill of understanding literature the rabbit hold is very, very deep and there is not coming out….