TREETOAD

His mom would have taken him to the hospital if it was serious

no shit...about time too

Oh the inhumanity!!

my my hey hey!!

Sort of like Spiderman but with danger in it instead?

Good stuff that

babies are good with capers and lemon butter

True but you would also have a pillow that you could have as a midnight snack

You could stand them on their heads and make beer

Dennis Leroy Jenkins?????? I also have been able to get the odd date that is undeniable human but I was younger and better looking then.

could also taste somewhat yeasty

kinda hard to live on the street with babies, eh. They make good pillows

How about licked really hard??

stick two to four fingers deep into your uterus before bed, and then once again in the morning, on a full stomach.

If you wanted to know those things you would just look here on cc.com

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/russia_doomsday_cult

eddy the eagle/george bush

Only the good die young

What do you call a Spanish girl with no legs? Cuntswaylow

How do you tell when a woman has had an orgasm? Who cares..

What do you call a redneck in a suit... the defendant

How do you tell the bride at an Italian wedding? She is the one with the braided armpits!!

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me"

I havent had this trouble with mine. Are you talking about he black plastic collar? I usually slide the canister into the ckollar and spin the stove down just snug. It has never leaked. Sounds as if the stove is not quite right. Have you tried different cannisters?