TREETOAD

it is when you can hear a voice in your head telling you what to do

I like white rap because I can understand the lyrics and it is easy to dance to

I just came back from portland. I did not see anything labelled kevbone at the zoo

cats and women even have the same spraying stance

think and post simultaneously

it may have been my wife come to think of it. You know how those females are...

My cat thoughtfully sprayed on my pack

I think this guy needs a note from his doctor http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080731/national/mba_bus_stabbing

don't you people work?

Illegal to smoke in a car with children in it.

Oh and you misspelled "count"

I believe the avatar is a picture of a border collie's face

I cannot help it when the rum has hold of me.

I am now officially on vacation for the next four weeks. I have been drinking rum and shall continue to drink rum until August 17 at midnight. I intend to drink rum in three states and two provinces. I shall drink on the beaches, I shall drink on the landing grounds, I shall drink in the fields and in the streets, I shall drink in the hills; I shall never be sober, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving for rum or ice, then our liquor cabinet, beyond the seas, paid for by the government liquor store, would supply me , until, in God's good time, the vacation ends, and my hangover with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old liver.

That's because the Dems promoted defeat from the start. Even Obama has changed his tune about the surge and is now busy trying to erase what he said last year.

yes

It would benefit from a crampon patch on the back

colder than a witch's tit

it was colder than a whore's heart

you are of course, supposing that the story is true..

both are nauseating

FW, the spawn of Goebbels

50 seems so long ago

I got a spot that gets me hot! But you ain't bin to it!