Cobra_Commander

you can't see it right now, it's on the backside

fat 4 with ginormous quark hooks. I've climbed ladders that were harder.

I belayed someone next to fern. As close as I have come to the glory of belayer. Next year dammit!

this is an excellent demonstration on why short skis suck

plus in the gorge at least, your ropes are constantly freezing to the climbs so that is a drag (budumching).

what I like about the rockies is you can go do cool adventurous stuff in the ghost and waiparous and also do cool sporto ice stuff at places like haffner, or something in between like professor, louise, etc. and you can pretty much count on them being there, and it being sunny and pleasant at times

awaaaaaay in the manger...

clearly you don't understand the TIVO concept yet.

okay well you can stop namedropping now with the DFA and I this and DFA that.

did your issue just arrive via DHL or what

maybe you just suck!

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does barbie have swivel-arm battle grip?

she's hot, quiet, and low maintenance. not much more you could ask for really.

generally the push the bush concept is reserved for women's telemark classes.

yes we all know your favorite joke now

yeah prisonbitch.

holy shit is that bono

pitons are for laughing at from the ground, then clipping with glee and relief when you encounter them. you are allowed to kiss them if no one sees you. Regardless, clip them just to feel the energy of those hardy souls who passed that way long before you were there...

did this climb have a f'ing sitstart muddyass?

I thought Jon Stewart did a pretty good job ripping him a new one when he was on Crossfire.