Cobra_Commander

"This is CNN"

Silly canadians. That's James Earl Jones in one of those god bless america tom clancy movies. Whenever there is a threat to the security of The United States of America, you would hear that line from him. Along with: "The course of action I suggest is a course of action I cannot suggest." etc. (insert other non-statements here)

I don't see any picture

I call bs

ooohhhhhhhcatfight

Mother of God

maybe he should stop wearing the patagonia r1 and switch to the r.5 and stop waking up and sticking his head out a bibler with messy hair.

I wonder if it brands a BD logo on the rope as it passes through the device.

(cue that old mountaineer dude glissading photo)

Not only do they do a great job helping you out for skiing, they actually get out there and do it, giving great first-hand advice even if you are very experienced. thumbs up. I can't imagine someone spending hours in the shop asking questions and getting fitted, and then hitting a website. Total b.s.

whatever the answer is, I'm sure you blokes can get 10 pages out of it.

ah yes, wings - all the better to spread the word of baby jesus.

I somehow stabbed myself with a ski pole in the calf while trying to land a jump. It went in a couple cm. It looked like I had been shot. Clint Eastwood steeze.

It would be cool to set a beer on it if the hover station worked out. I bet they smell horrendous.

It would be cool to set up a fan so it can just hover like that in the corner. Then when it takes a shit it flies back up and pegs it in the chest. Nothing like a little negative reinforcement. Of course it could wind up looking like the powerball drawings with little turds flying up and down.

yeah that would be a disaster cleaning up after that thing. Like chucking a gerbil around the house constantly.

too busy slipping roofies in the Baroness' egg nog right now

it must have sucked being the ancestors of that thing with crappy little partial wings and such. Hey I can fl...thunk

yes but this is the only time you can get NOG (unless you have some strategic reserve).

it the most won-der-ful time of the year! I love getting ripped!

don't forget the south side of hood in a big snow year. The climb out of the plowed parking lot is wicked.

I call Final Cut Pro. No way that guy's that good

would really like those 2 min of my life back.

sick they have the leroy jenkins on there

I'd call this more sad than funny