Cobra_Commander

err, yes.

yes that would be GOB, you clown

just check your oil drain cap and see if it is stripped to all hell from some high school dropout trying to "12mm" your 11mm cap with an impact wrench.

at the cobra, cobra cabana....

Don't be coming here spouting all your lodgik. We need to invade at least three more sandy countries before god will stop the bombers. They fear liberty and freedom, dammit, so that's what they'll get! er, wait a minute...

I think the solution to all our problems is to invade more sandy countries

Like sodomizing livestock with sandpaper condoms

Tsk, tsk chaps, swearing is the refuge of illiterate shitheads.

oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted?

Something as foreign to you as the sands of Mars, I assume.

I wonder if he has some wheelbarrow contraption to get around

Word is, Chaps' jockstrap consists of a peanut shell and rubber band. No staff skilz. Maybe staph skilz though.

I bet there are a lot of queries for elephantitis pictures

NICE! here's one from last weekend:

oooh she sounds hott!

so what's the longest you've waited? a couple days?

Indeed, it is the perfect bathroom material: soft, strong, and highly absorbing.

I assume you disputed charges, so I would then assume the cc company would do an investigation. Maybe not. Anyway, seems like an easy way to get a lead.

You've got to be pretty dumb to use a stolen card at a gas station! Doesn't that just time stamp you on a security camera, next to a car with a license plate?

Aren't you supposed to season those things, kind of like a cast-iron skillet? It would be nice if it was already broken in.

Upon thawing, however, they swim about as well as melted popsicle.

You mean the surface of the pond freezes, right? Goldfish can't survive being frozen.

from bran-eating bats