Nick the Dragon Slayer
once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts.
Nick, the Dragon Slayer, was obsessed with the Queen's breasts, but
knew that the penalty for ever acting on his desire would be death.
One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio, who was the
King's chief Physician. Horatio, the Physician, said that he could arrange
for Nick, the Dragon Slayer, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost
him 1000 gold coins. Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, readily agreed to the terms.
The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned To the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, the Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied
for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon Slayer, would work as the antidote to
cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. Horatio, the
Physician, then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, the antidote for the itching
powder, which he quickly put into his mouth. For the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon
Slayer, left not only satisfied, but touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, found
Horatio, the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer realized that Horatio, the Physician, could never report this matter to the King, and so with a laugh, he told Horatio to take a hike.
The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your bills!