Dirtyleaf

Ever tried Heronin? Its like the above product but you inject the liquid substance with an 8 guage needle directly into your jugular for maximum absorption and speed of delivery. You will never poop or pee. Side effects are minimal. Permanent erectile dysfunction, hallucinations, euphoria, the "warm fuzzy", and too much use of this product has been shown to severely depress your CNS. Which may cause death. It should also be known that this product is very habit forming. But you will never have to bother with the bothersome chore of eating food and drinking water, and as a result pooping and peeing as well. Who has time for these hassles nowadays? Grab your Iphone, stream your favorite track on Pandora, while driving your car to the crag and talking to your mom at the same time and buy Heronin. "Because, life won't wait for you to catch up."

I've got the Montbell. I like it. The hood fits over my helmet, its cheap, light, and has held up very well to 3 years of use.

Yes: If we can pool our collective together and have a slideshow/Memorium on the history of our friend Kathy the Block. She was a good friend to many and will be missed by all. I will bring hamburger meet and everclear. Someone else will need to bring a garbage can and fruit to make the Spode.

I mean, you haven't even named the block yet. If you were a block how would YOU feel if everyone referred to you as "block." Blocks have feelings to you know. Fucking amatuers. I'll call her "Kathy". She needs our help you guys. Let's do this.

Just rent/borrow a boom truck and lift that bitch right back in place. I'll lend some epoxy to keep her in place. And a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey. (the key ingredient to all successful outdoor endeavors.)

mkporwit: perhaps you should focus on the Columbia Gorge forum. Most of life's important answers can be found there. It sounds like you aren't comfy in your own skin. Maybe some pyschiatric help? Or dish some more about a rock that fell. Whoa. Sensitive subject for some. Rocks fall. Aliens. Aliens from outerspace. Maybe it was them? Maybe I was just dreaming...

Because I am NOT too cool for school.

The cops were off duty though. They came to my house days later and threatened me with felony this n' that and made my mom cry. Then I went to school.

Excuse me: law "enforcement"

It was me. I blew the felony infested yar block O'death waitin' ta happen. Someone was gonna die fer sure. Preemptive life saving block explosion. What else would it have been? Seriously. I've already met law inforcement officials for making/using illegal explosive devices. I mean, we all went on the net in our youth and ordered chemistry sets and made our own flash powder, did we not? C'mon.

I just bought my second pair of Muira's today. Yay for me. I'm gonna put the mythos in the closet for awhile. It's master hot sauce A1 time. Mmm. Muira's.

Shooting off guns at WAPass?! Dear god.

Camping: whatever. An AA degree: should be free.

Go rent/buy the movie Vertical Limit. (Unless you already own it) Now, pay attention here. Do the EXACT opposite of what everyone does/says (except ed viesturs) Now, watch it again. Keep watching until you feel like you might vomit. (could be the first time) O.K. Once this is completed, you are ready to climb Rainier without a guide. Boom. Shazam. You're ready, now go.

Sha-Boom! I love cracks!

"Patting you on back" Everything's gonna be OK...

Smoke pot and get laid.

John. I would be more than willing to be your mentor in the art of smoking and the newest and most popular trend of extreme cig butt littering. I'd be honored.

Because of this topic, and the discussion within, I will never climb again. I'm through. Fer gud. Fer sure.

Hansel, so hot right now.

Great pictures. Top down climbing shots are always best..

Some of those were probably mine as well. Because I smoke cigarettes. And I litter with extreme prejudice.

The pics don't do justice as to the actual size of Squire Creek Wall. It really takes longer than you'd think it would...just lookin at it. I can climb cracks faster than I can climb slab.

A little over an hour. It's not a very intense approach. For some reason I had to gather courage (liquid) to write this one up. Tea. Black chai with peach. Mmmm. Jimbo has videos and pictures too. Maybe he'll post some? Ciggy pics are my favorite. Slabs....so hot right now.