Dechristo

sorry, I can't trust your judgment.

hmmmm... I always liked Curly best.

as sung by Bing Crosby in Cookie-Monster-voice.

Joan of Arc?

...Satriani was a huge guitar influence for me when I was growing up and learning the ways... ...to masturbate on your guitar?

I didn't know what a lot of cuss words meant until I was in the sixth grade.

The world ends every day for about 275,000 people.

I would also leave a trail of bread crumbs along the way... ....and 10 essentials. ...which includes a section of aluminum ladder.

I saw him in '74 with Bill Bruford on drums. Elephant's Memory was the opening act.

PP and Oly are talkin' 'bout the Mariners, not the Twins. A photo of a little man in a boat is in order.

Yeah, well, Hillary's got this all figured out.

He discovered Hillerich & Bradsby don't make moonbats.

take the heels off you'll walk faster

Maybe I'm getting old but to me there's a difference between "nice" and "big". Those things look like military hardware. I'm offended by that comment. I've an attribute that looks like it's wearing a military helmet.

Have you been to Malaise-ia?

"The Islamist threat itself may be crude, but this is an intricate cultural and political challenge that will absorb all of our energies for the rest of our lives: we are all responsible for doing our utmost as citizens as well as for demanding more imagination from our leaders." Facing the Islamist Menace - Christopher Hitchens

I had a very similar experience, but the pt was a newborn. Good info.

to her, it's a "Mcbook".

I had the same syndrome in the days approaching marriage.

that's just my carbon footprint

If you like women with large, pendulous earlobes on their chests.

I want a hula hoop

He's unimpressed by their music wherever it is.

A Popesicle?

Perhaps, the term "boob tube" arrived from the related fact that women can realize better reception when they hold their boobs in particular positions.