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Dechristo

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  1. inanity, schminanity.
  2. Sorry. You mustabeen standing too close to the smotee.
  3. That's bad writing?
  4. So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em (in their behavior)? Again, the reported behavior seems akin to those on tricycles and devoid of adult ethics. One definition of adult ethics: to employ the right thing to do, rather than that one has the right to do.
  5. rider
  6. These folks can ride bikes without training wheels??? The behavior you describe is better matched with tricycles.
  7. Michael Keaton was a scream in that.
  8. You've got the fix, honey you've got the fix for my love and it's a bitch Yeah, when you call my name I salivate like a Pavlov's dog.
  9. There's a fun rendition of Midsummer(1999) on DVD cheap in the WalMart bin ($5) with Kevin Kline,Rupert Everett, Michelle Pfeiffer, Stanley Tucci, Christian Bale, and Sophie Marceau.
  10. Gerbpil "Purple" are furry people. What about "silver"?
  11. As it's my turn to be God, I hit the "SMITE" key.
  12. Is "Critical Mass" one of those Roman Catholic church services where the attendees do a lot of whining?
  13. We've only just begun to live white lace and promises a kiss for luck and we're on our way and, yes, we've just begun before the rising sun we smile so much of life ahead we'll find a place where there's room to grow
  14. To some I'm a wise man to some I'm a fool but I need a little somethin' to help me keep my cool I sleep with the sun and rise with the moon I feel alright with my needle and spoon
  15. go ahead and hate your neighbor go ahead and cheat a friend do it in the name of heaven you can't justify it in the end there won't be any trumpets blowin' come the Judgment Day But, in the bloody mornin' after one tin soldier rides away
  16. There seems to be at least two issues here. (1) the financial empowerment of a religion and (2) the foment of hatred within one culture for another. The mixing of these two issues promotes the ludicrous idea that hatred is created in a culture by the culture that has enriched it monetarily. Without doubt, the financial empowerment of radical Islam has taken place through the West's consumption of oil, and it can be argued, a continuing empowerment by the West's refusal to earnestly develope and employ alternative sources of energy. But, this does not justify, explain, nor place blame on the West for the hatred aimed at it.
  17. Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead Well, they tanned me hide whem I died, Clyde and that's it 'anging on the shed. All together now
  18. Sounds like the holy sacrament for boys in the Boston diocese.
  19. Tie me kangaroo down, Sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, Sport Tie me kangaroo down All together now...
  20. It smells. It has a skin disease and must get weekly injections of anti-inflammatory drugs. It also wears one of those lampshade cones around its neck so it won’t lick it’s inflamed, oozing patches of skin. Because the cat wears a cone, it cannot clean itself. Therefore, the cat reeks. It also has a nasty habit of scratching around its litter box and emerging with large chunks of cat turds stuck around the rim of its cone-head contraption. I have found these chunks of cat turds and other dingles from the cat’s nether regions on such places as a) the dining room table b) my bed c) the bed in our guest room etc. It is gross.
  21. hash and virgin vagina in heaven.
  22. Dechristo

    Otter

    The Otter conveying the size of the fish he caught.
  23. Dechristo

    Pub Club?

    gettin' anal
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