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Willis Alan Ramsey

Get along little doggie

He must not have campylobacter

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? Well, the problem there is that he doesn't have a .357 in his hand. That's a .45; but it'll work. The Model 19 S&W is in the other holster. CBS would be offended if I pointed a smaller caliber at him.

The quintuplets of the Onan family, with stained limbs due to yet another binge on Cheeto-s, are provided with a surrogate phallus to rub orange in hopes of saving Mrs. Onan the daily ignominious task of scrubbing her sons' penises.

yu betr git two tha klinnik

were jonesin' for some mountain oysters, were ya?

------> bird flu. That's spelled F L E W ...damn, the thick-headed pour spellerz on this site. Zjeeesh

He uses it when performing his own "Pabst Smear". Here's a can of Oly:

produced under license from Pfizer

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

I usually hear that sentence delivered in a female voice with the accompanying emotion/emoticon of

I solved my raccoon problem with a .357 mag.

I name that peak "Pique Peak".

Glade Air Freshener introduces it's new Pussy-Scented aerosol.

assymetrical

Is it okay to hate those that hate? Is that oxymoronic or just moronic? ...and being a moron, should I worship Moroni or simply make it my life's goal to mate with as many hawt Mormon chicks as possible?

ARRRR! He blew me down.

proof the Earth's asses is changing

...that and the noodly appendaged banana hammock

gotta love the stranglehold