Dechristo

I name that peak "Pique Peak".

Glade Air Freshener introduces it's new Pussy-Scented aerosol.

assymetrical

Is it okay to hate those that hate? Is that oxymoronic or just moronic? ...and being a moron, should I worship Moroni or simply make it my life's goal to mate with as many hawt Mormon chicks as possible?

ARRRR! He blew me down.

proof the Earth's asses is changing

...that and the noodly appendaged banana hammock

gotta love the stranglehold

don't do it. The state'll take your kids away if you employ the FOTF "eunuch solution". The FOTH solution (cool book, you should find a copy) is much kinder.

Can I get a Banana Hammock from their online store?

same coin, opposite sides

never seen a garment that begs more for an atomic wedgie.

bring the big cans of Dinty Moore

oil poring from pores of poor dorks

nancing through a mountain meadow bear-butted

methodological naturalism disallows considerations "outside of the box". "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE..."

Well, aren't we all just geolly this morning.

No, but we're always over your head Dojo-dummy.

I check my boobs so they won't be inspected.

Don we now our gay apparel