Dechristo

I think he examined the photo closely as he doesn't curse.

Tah-Dahhhhhh!

thought same thing. His sig line of "Got corn?" would be appropriate as well

It's a wand antenna.

monkeys litter the bottom of my socks

I stopped dating sheep when I overcame my Harpo Marx fetish

it's sold as blue cheese sprinkles

Ctrl+c/Ctrl+v

but, we don't "here!" you

we all here you

It won't work: most of those folks aren't wearing gaiters and helmets.

Kevbone. The recalcitrant turd that won't go down no matter the multitude of flushes; swirling and bobbing up and down in the mini-whirlpool like a baby's arm churning butter.

I clamber

Is that a new mixed breed? Bugles = Bull Beagles?

If it's an FA, can we call the climb "In Her Satanic Majesty's Cervix"?

worthless spray: priceless

How dare Josef Conrad presume to have a more knowledgeable and observant view of the English language than one who was raised speaking it? How dare my sister in law, an adult convert, presume to have a more knowledgeable and observant view of Catholicism than me, who was raised in it? How dare those 20 something upstarts presume to have more knowledgeable and observant view of quantum mechanics than the Great Einstein? The human being is the ultimate configurable device. Just thought I'd preserve this response for posterior posterity should a few more neurons form synapses in the responder.

Ah bet da nummer ub da pohlees benign.