Dechristo

will there be complimentary hallucinogens?

TMI, dude

apolitically yours, William F. JayB

I don't know if it's possible for a trombone-player to experience a "happy birthday", but I'll wish you one anyway.

coprophagic?

jah, mon. what eef da debbil ees yore gawd?

contritely yours, Bagwan Shri JayB

their eloquence spoons like bivy partners on the dreaded West Rib

and an ottoman under my heels

I wish my folks had employed a geneticist that i may have been born with armchair arms permanently attached beneath my arms

what kind of wine goes best with death?

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There's over two hundred routes in the gorge varying in length (> 80')and difficulty (WI5). You must not have wanted to get after it.

bacon-wrapped

knowledge can be power and, in this case, by way of your expertise and experience in actuarial studies, you know and therefor can objectively expect and accept without judgment or offense the realization of the probability that someone on this board will inevitably tell you to "get fucked".

the meat of the matter

there's a golden thread through evrything you touch

may the bird of paradise fly up your nose in lieu of having olfactory fastidiousness in fingernails of Nosferatu, fuckers.

oh, I don't know... ...there's plenty of inciteful folks in these parts

Your practice at spray has produced sublimity in its variables.

Hugely entertaining concept: Arrogant idiots who are gonna die on Hood believing they possess the sage objectivity necessary to recognize wisdom let alone its surplus... ...with Kevbone on the nominating committee.

The battle of the titan Cyclops: Fill "Star" Jones vs. Mountain of Bearpoop vs. Sea O' Throat Hockers

bacon ice cream

another mensa candidate ...and one under your hat

1/2?