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Dechristo

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  1. wear a life vest
  2. nice pic
  3. phat fly flies gonna tie one on?
  4. well, at least one has a happy, that way
  5. this is the place for literary contrivances and buttered croissants
  6. depends on how close he was to Hell before the door in the floor opened
  7. "there once was a man from Nantucket..."
  8. maybe it's good Kevbone can't get a handle on limmericks
  9. Dechristo

    happy new year

    gnu to ewe? fucking genetic alterations
  10. Must you expose us all to your disgusting restaurant-role-playing sex game fetish fantasies? bet you lick the butter from your own croissant
  11. Dechristo

    Working on

    I hope these guys don't show up to steal your pills
  12. Will you rest in peace?
  13. maybe this will help in differentiation: "wine" - a result of the fermentation of mashed grapes and resultant juice "whine" - a result of shriveled grapes
  14. Has jonmf76 earned the receipt of the first cc.com mandatory castration award?
  15. but, can he be stopped from fucking?
  16. will there be complimentary hallucinogens?
  17. TMI, dude
  18. apolitically yours, William F. JayB
  19. I don't know if it's possible for a trombone-player to experience a "happy birthday", but I'll wish you one anyway.
  20. coprophagic?
  21. jah, mon. what eef da debbil ees yore gawd?
  22. contritely yours, Bagwan Shri JayB
  23. their eloquence spoons like bivy partners on the dreaded West Rib
  24. Dechristo

    Is this OK?

    and an ottoman under my heels
  25. Dechristo

    Is this OK?

    I wish my folks had employed a geneticist that i may have been born with armchair arms permanently attached beneath my arms
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