Dechristo

[flouridefreehug]mmmmmm...there, there now, every ting gonna be awright...[/flouridefreehug]

Might be easier to identify his companions before the pellets start flying

cool bullhorn on the roof of your rig

your sense of humor

a preponderance of evidence

and grind

What? No note of "this ductwork protected by Smith and Wesson"?

solar-powered steam engine

I have a friend who would leave snakes in his truck

Yeah, shoddy work, I know. But I figure that I'll take shit only from others who can afford more than one home. /snob I hate to see bad carpentry happen to good people

{cough? } Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just dont seem the same Actin funny, but I dont know why scuse me while I kiss the sky Purple haze all around Dont know if Im comin up or down Am I happy or in misery? What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me Help me Help me Oh, no, no [faint, spoken lyrics...all questionable] Hammerin Talkin bout heart n...s-soul Im talkin about hard stuff If everbodys still around, fluff and ease, if So far out my mind Somethings happening, somethings happening Ooo, ahhh Ooo, {click} ahhh, Ooo, ahhh Ooo, ahhh, yeah! Purple haze all in my eyes, uhh Dont know if its day or night You got me blowin, blowin my mind Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time? Ooo Help me Ahh, yea-yeah, purple haze, yeah Oh, no, oh Oh, help me Purple haze, tell me, baby, tell me I cant go on like this Purple haze Youre makin me blow my mind...mama Purple haze, n-no, nooo Purple haze, no, its painful, baby

I want to learn as much as I can about everything for when my Mom dies and stops bringing food to me at my computer and I have to go do something else.

...and anal fissures.

spray-on condoms

time

except fund it = Louisianna Purchase

He's gray and as Secretary of Defense you've got to be able to deliver a big load.

frostbite

fatigue, confusion, inertia

spay and neuter

I'm waiting for the new version

Rumsfeld?

you can't get there from here

you can get there from here. I can get there from here. We cannot get there from here, that's the rub

every shingle one