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WTF?1? All the fun's gone... no more poking fun at Kevbone.

I'm betting Karen Carpenter Disease. Want to bet? Anna Nicole Smith sang duets with Richard Carpenter?

your date from Boulder showed up?

Applications are being accepted for the Zack Martin Breaking Barriers Grant (ZMBB). Go to http://www.americanalpineclub.org/pages/page/51'>http://www.americanalpineclub.org/pages/page/51 for the link to the "online" abstract submittal form. If you are not familiar with the purpose of the ZMBB grant please take a minute or two and read the grant specifics on the website link (in blue) above. Please forward this mail to anyone interested in applying for the grant. Thanks JP American Alpine Club Website http://www.americanalpineclub.org/ ZMBB Grant Website: The Grant Fund Specifics The "Breaking Barriers" grant will be awarded to young, promising climbers and mountaineers to support the exploration of the unknown. This grant is different from others because their is a humanitarian aspect. Each recipient must "tackle" a worthy alpine objective but also perform a humanitarian service for the local people. Zack received several grants from the AAC, Anatoli Boukreev and others but he was never satisfied with only physical exploration. He wanted to explore the people, their customs and their hearts in an attempt to "give something back"......to...... "break barriers". This makes the grant unique and a most honorable cause. To date, we have collected around $35,000 and my target is $100,000 to we can offer $5,000 a year in perpetuity http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/grants_Zack_%20Martin.asp http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/grants_Zack_Martin.asp Humanitarian Org Website For The Grant http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/Hum_Orgs_AAC_Partners.asp Zack Martin website at: http://home.att.net/~zack_martin_breaking_barriers Donations American Alpine Club c/o Grant Donations 710 10th St Suite 100 Golden, Colorado 80401 Include on the check memo -- Zack Martin Breaking Barriers Fund (All donations are tax deductible) . Thanks JP John Parsons

As long as she be 'round, her man won't need no whack.

Get used to it. Religion has always been an element of human existence and probably, in some fashion, always will. You can jump up and down and protest, if you like.

one's button pushed

mebbee your efforts in thread construction are contrived

oly, you must suspect there is little demand for your personal choreography and performance of "The Triumphic March of the Vienna Sausage" on a puppet stage.

nice sentiment, but what could be more fun than breeding whiners?

I'm probably in a statistical group so small it's dismissable, but yes, I lied to my parents.

ShiniGami vs. Chaps

As unbearable a thought it is, your children will have sex and, perhaps contrary to what their mouths tell you, it may be sooner than you believe. Their sexuality and intimate behavior will not be controlled by you... nor will it be controlled by them if raped.

d00ds got mad skilz

That includes "dogs" in his pack, Dawg.

BD Rage w/adze

it's simply a change in vernacular to make philosophical reasons manifest as religious. You play the game, I play the game, we all play the game.

People need reminders and encouragement. Way to put it out!

T'es vraiment trop con. Va te faire foutre. I love cursing in French. It's like wiping your ass with silk.

looks like da neo-Christ and Oprah simultaneously fluffed da sofa

Imagine the scandal if her affair had been with the biggest American winner in those Olympics: Jesse Owens. Hitler would've shit his mustache.