Dechristo

COBF the champagne of bodily fluids - natural vaginal lubricant

WTF? Did you do a Vulcan mind-meld with it?

AHHHHHH! MAN-FLESH!!!1

I'm sure your humanity allows for the great personal sacrifice you've suffered in creating your post if through it "now one cares".

a couple sacks of antlers

I agree, they shouldn't have taken a dog up there. I mean, WTF? If they cut the dog open they can get, what, maybe their feet inside it for warmth? What good is that?

And that relates to the topic how? Coming from a Canadian lout who has never seen anything real in the world besides some drainage you hiked up or some glacier you crossed I can't really consider your policital opinions as well regarded. OMFG!!!

I'd like my country back from Longshanks

gun control requires using two hands

"ok, now show me your nuts... that's IT!" "more nuts, more nuts...and with pouty face"

so cut him a break on a house

if anything, I'd have expected you to use your example as ammunition in an argument that "hate crime" is at best a redundant term and at worst ludicrous. People are free to love, hate, or be apathetic. They are not free to allow their thought to take action in crime.

bet those snaffle pr0n photographers are a bitch to work for

puh-leeeeeezzz-zuh! our news media is already sufficiently farsi-cal and incomprehensible.

No, the "other 50% you refer to probably is like, "Hmm. Me, too, but I'm kinda bored with the six I'm married to... time to add another wife."

condoms

she should be able to afford a very nice modular outside of town just fine. it's disgusting to read of those who only think they're part of the nouveau riche/parvenu

they don't work for the ignant

Tauntaun hairstyles. So HOT HAUTE!!!1

I'm paid to be uncomfortably INTIMATE, not intimidate! my recommendation to you would be to learn how to read,... ...snookums.

PERSONAL CRITERIA + HIGH-SPEED CONNECTION = INTELLIGENCE!

better check his papers sounds like an ill eagle ail neoconeon

first, you cut a hole in a bag...