Dechristo

I believe Arch was exhorting you to passionate expression... not Frankensteinian lab technique

think of another appendage

it can be obtained

Anyone girl who asks about internet dating online could use a little extra help. You're welcome. OKay Ole wise one.....any suggestions on healing "the broken-hearted"? cultivate patience

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My woman knows I have an "artsy job" waiting for me, so she doesn't dare ask me to get a "real job that pays the bills". I'll paint the walls with her blood The cool thing is that you could touch up the walls once a month at no extra cost. yeah, she's tried to sell me on the installment plan... and the lay-away

Even harder to break old women. Probably oughta forget about trying to break old nuns

looks uncomfortable to shoot

yikes

all the byting becomes a bit much

nice fuckin' goin', oly

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there's always the future gunshot from above - instant drain

...and then there's the funny interpretation and condensation of the post. But, JayB's post does warrant a full read

Not as funny as you trusting me to interpret and condense the post for you

My woman knows I have an "artsy job" waiting for me, so she doesn't dare ask me to get a "real job that pays the bills". I'll paint the walls with her blood

yes

Yes, if you're referring to JayB's post.

I'm insecure from it.

COBF the champagne of bodily fluids - natural vaginal lubricant

WTF? Did you do a Vulcan mind-meld with it?

AHHHHHH! MAN-FLESH!!!1

I'm sure your humanity allows for the great personal sacrifice you've suffered in creating your post if through it "now one cares".

a couple sacks of antlers

I agree, they shouldn't have taken a dog up there. I mean, WTF? If they cut the dog open they can get, what, maybe their feet inside it for warmth? What good is that?