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Dechristo

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  1. I hang with any number of transexuals at least once a week, usually at the jazz gig. They come from all walks: NASA scientist, psychiatrist, MD's, artists - from brilliant to dumb as a box of hammers (usually, though, on the brilliant end of the scale). They're often in the middle of some phase of the transformation surgically, hormonally, psychologically. Some are fuckin' knock-out good-lookin', some make ol' Suze above look like centerfold material. Relationally, normally monogamous, they are both hetero and homosexual. The toughest telltale for them to deal with is their big hands; isn't much to be done with those big mitts no matter how much lotion and fingernail polish they apply. One jazz night, a few weeks ago, there were quite a few folks out on the dance floor. The sax-player said how it was "good to see women who were born with a vagina out on the dance floor, for a change". His remark spawned the term "indigenous vagina". The trannies fill our tip jar more generously than anyone.
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    Caption?

  3. I'd like to see, what appears to be, the server NOT taking a dump every week... if not every day.
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    above the law

    you're a wiener with a jawbone like an ass
  5. like my hair?
  6. that's what I look like naked, but with Sumo belt
  7. so do all climbers
  8. I'd identify it as "commitment". The option is manifest in the amount given.
  9. Hi, everybody! Just thought I'd contribute. :fahq : :battlec age:
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    The War on Terror

    right, religion is potentially the most powerful of political affiliations.
  11. right-on, Kevbone. Hammer on dat dictionary!
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    Flipper Pie

    seal de leon
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    Flipper Pie

    red mammal meat, minx, red mammal meat
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    Flipper Pie

    basting the seal, after being clubbed, with meth has proven to not be addictive to the baby seal
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    Flipper Pie

    wonder if the use of ritualistic drugs has been extended to include meth
  16. no, a mere modicum of discernment is all that's required to make that assessment
  17. The insurgents claim to be defenders of the Muslim population against abuses and exploitation at the hands of the mainly Buddhist Thai authorities, said Adams. But hundreds of Muslims as well as Buddhists have died in their attacks.
  18. that you meditate silently
  19. the rolling papers
  20. paint huffer
  21. drivel in triads
  22. Baysa-ball ben berry berry goodda to me
  23. teen spirit
  24. have your adrenals recovered yet?
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