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Did you forget Knotzen? ...and Esperita (sp?), though she hasn't been around for some time.
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"...and, like, Y R awl thuh penises circumcized?"
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Thanks for the reminder. I need to send another email to...(is it LanceGranite's friend?).
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I've cornered and messed with a couple of porckies - strange little creatures that make funny, peculiar sounds. One sounded like it was saying, "foooowuck-yeeooooo", repeatedly, and kept showing me its ass.
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You married an eight-year-old???!!!1 You're worse than "The Killer" you fucking perv
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you'll receive a carbon-saving point
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There was a case here, locally, about fifteen years ago, similar in some respects to this case, in which a family member of mine sat on the jury. The shooting took place on top of a mesa where three different ranchers' properties adjoined and where a kind of communal corral was maintained for all to use. This location was also, where the prairie road ended - the ranchers would herd their cattle to this corral where they'd be loaded for transport. The case involved two of the ranching families; I'll call them the Dollarhides and the Barelas. Johnny Dollarhide, 28years-old, shot dead Paul Barela, 45years-old, who was unarmed. One of the differences of this case is that testimony to the character of the victim was allowed in court. The defense garnered the testimony of more than a few witnesses to the violence, ill-temper, and general meanness of Paul Barela. Several gave testimony of either witnessing or receiving severe beatings from Paul, over the years, and that this was a trait and habit he had possessed all his life. Paul was a big, strong man and was accustomed to having his way, by force. The prosecution’s objection was sustained when the defense tried to introduce evidence of multiple incidents of domestic abuse and of injuries sustained over the course of years by Paul’s wife and other family members. One witness told of how a yearling horse of his was found eaten, mostly, after becoming entangled in a fence and, subsequently, dogs, coyotes, and/or a big cat got to it. The witness told of how, shortly after the incident, he happened to see Paul in town and told him of the sorry end of the yearling. The witness testified that Paul’s response to him was, “Yeah, I rode up my side of that fenceline every few days for a week or so, saw that yearling caught in the fence each time, and wondered how long she’d last.” The witness stated Paul smiled at him, turned and laughed as he walked away. Johnny Dollarhide and his Dad, 60years-old, had been looking for some of their cattle that had become lost and found them on the third rancher’s property. The easiest way for them to get the cattle back on their property was at the corral, but this meant they’d need to herd the cattle across a short section of Barela property. This would not have presented a problem if any of the Barela clan knew of this, with the exception of Paul. As it turned out, when they were herding the cattle across the Barela property, Paul, one of his brothers, and his eldest son came roaring up in their pick-up truck with Paul at the wheel. In the trial, Paul’s brother’s and son’s testimony to the contrary was broken and it came out Paul had been watching from a distance, waiting until the Dollarhides were on Barela property before making their presence known. Johnny’s Dad was a horseback and Johnny was dismounted on foot, on the other side of the corral, where they’d left their truck and livestock trailer on their property. Paul exited his truck and started for the nearest Dollarhide, Johnny’s Dad, who was trying to talk to Paul from atop his horse as Paul approached. Paul strode straight to Johnny’s Dad, reached up, grabbed a fistful of rein, then jacket, and proceeded to pummel the man. Johnny’s Dad testified he continued to ask Paul to “wait” and “stop” during the beating, all the while holding on to the saddle horn with both hands and all his might while horse, man, and man went around in circles. When asked why he didn’t try to defend himself, Johnny’s Dad responded, “I knew, if he got me down from that horse, I was a dead man.” Johnny yelled at Paul to stop and started toward him, but seeing his father starting to weaken from the blows, and reasoning he wouldn’t be able to force Paul to stop, physically (and being unsure whether Paul’s brother would jump in, anyway), he turned and headed back toward the truck… …where they kept a pistol. Immediately, after pulling the gun from the truck, Johnny yelled at Paul to get his attention and showed that he had a gun. Upon seeing the gun, Paul stopped for a moment, said, “Fuck-you, asshole… I'll get to you in a minute...” and turned to resume beating Johnny’s Dad. Paul landed only one more punch before Johnny fired a warning shot into the air. For some reason, this seemed to enrage Paul further, but he let go of Johnny’s Dad and started toward Johnny. As Paul approached, gaining speed, Johnny yelled at him to stop and fired another warning shot, this time into the ground in Paul’s direction; Paul kept coming, now at a run. Johnny’s last shot, the shot that struck Paul in the chest, came as they both were on their way to the ground, Paul on top of Johnny. Johnny had to push Paul off to get back to his feet. Paul never got up again. After a five-day trial, Johnny was acquitted. Later, my family member, who sat on the jury, said the jury members who voted “guilty” initially, were turned, eventually, due to the many testimonies to Paul’s violent nature allowing them to be convinced, in the end, that Johnny and his Dad had good reason to believe they were in mortal danger.
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...bread baking
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Ethnic Violence and Cops react by shooting victims
Dechristo replied to sheaf_stout's topic in Spray
yeah, where are they when you need 'em -
It's because you recognize the source of smell and make what amounts to a culturally acceptable (and with consciousness limitations, ergo: individual) reaction considering issues of intimacy, privacy, decorum, and considering many other factors, your personal revulsion index, all subconsciously. You are quite intimate with your own butthole, and probably have little problem defending its presence and maintenance. That's right, Kev. You don't like having to consider others' buttholes. Do you find the offensiveness of others' farts to diminish relative to how well you like them, personally? ...or do you eat only food of perfume marinade? This may also be helpful for you in understanding why Arch has chosen to ignore you. I hope, if ever we meet, I'm able to blow you a loud and nasty one.
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he scrubs 'em with a wire brush and slams 'em on the floor
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Ethnic Violence and Cops react by shooting victims
Dechristo replied to sheaf_stout's topic in Spray
Not all tribes were lax. Some took pleasure in the punishment of tresspassers. And they were not unfamiliar with the building of walls. Walled Lake, near my birthplace, is named for the wall of rocks that runs through the middle of the lake built by years of deposition from canoes by competing tribes. -
I didn't see the show. Was the shooter in imminent danger of being sucked and/or fucked to death?
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Ant that the truth. What ant???? opps spelling cop. What do they say??? Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house. Let me ask you something. What is it that you thought I was supposed to say? Would it be “isn’t”? or “is that not the truth” ? Well you should read into it a little more before you “throw rocks”. Ant is slang for the phrases mentioned above. The spelling cops just got slapped down. Holy shit.
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- a cow elk grazing at the roadside - an east-facing cliff baking in the sun ...and none of the hangers/anchors on seventeen routes I put-up on it were visible from the road - a drunk ask me if I were born with only three fingers on my left hand - a Mexican drinking green beer
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Would the use of barb-less hooks make you feel better?
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In an age where exploration is no longer defined in geographical terms, a new breed of disabled athletes are exploring and redefining the outer limits of human potential.
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Thanks for the Nepal boots from Second Ascent!
Dechristo replied to ClimbingPanther's topic in Spray
"Archenemy... it's what's for dinner." -
...love is the drug and I need to score...
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this sounds a lot like Arc
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So, it appears the Doc is checking out your tonsils... ...and that you have no gag reflex (something we've all known by your sense of humor). Get well soon SCSI bucket!
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quit being jerkerant put the penis down and step away from the keyboard
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i just think it's funny that first gay accents are recorded... One of these guys probably had the first gay accent.