Dechristo

your ample bowels do not suffice a replacement for your lack of vowels

and feels better when worn as a loincloth...many concurring votes from lonely goatherders

due to practice from interpretattioning fucked-up writing

If thicknesses are the same, I'm thinkin' goathide wears better than cowhide.

They don't get enough rubber (salt) in their diet from tree bark.

impossible. or are you referring a ritualistic practice more demonstrative than thought? just using sumtin' people care about to make a point. back off saaaatan! What's with the "saaaatan"?

naw, he's just drunk

I disagree.....knowbody makes you do or think anything. And please stop speaking for others. It belittles you. Edited by kevbone (Yesterday at 07:35 PM) dude, you're proving his point

I hear you wear A GOWN! ...and that it opens in the back, beeyotch

impossible. or are you referring a ritualistic practice more demonstrative than thought?

bondage, eh?

...while pulling a manure spreader

do climbers dream of electric sheep?

...or trying to follow the rules of a religion in hopes of escaping judgement and Hell.

Not hard to go with lighter gear after that.

Stone, you may want to put a "NSFW" warning with your link. ...could be photos taken by that guy who was busted for pleasuring himself with the dead deer on the side of the road.

It's kinda funny, Kev... You're the kid put in "time-out" whinin' 'bout how teacher, who decided to ignore you by putting you there, can "dish it out, but not take it". Your pouty lower lip gettin' sucked back up once in awhile to keep the drool from escapin'. If you start behaving like a good pupil, maybe teacher will deign to allow you her attention again.

I think it was Will Rogers who said, "the mildest Winter are ever spent was a Summer in Wyoming."

I got a pair of those...after frostbiting the fuck out of my feet when my previous boots disintegrated during a 28-mile ski out from a climb.

I started tele-skiing on Bona's and was stoked when Rossignol came out with the first metal edge skinny skis: the Randonee. For me, there's not too things that beat tele-ing waist-deep pow in the BC.

I believe he's always lusted for a Patagucci TaunTaun

Wes Studi rocks

Did you forget Knotzen? ...and Esperita (sp?), though she hasn't been around for some time.

"...and, like, Y R awl thuh penises circumcized?"

Thanks for the reminder. I need to send another email to...(is it LanceGranite's friend?).