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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    Mouse ears...

    d'ya hear that, mtn mouse?
  2. oh, I guess you're referring to the Passover cigarette I'm smoking
  3. timely?
  4. that they may prey
  5. autobiographical?
  6. nice, E. I was lookin' for that photo
  7. blank humorless boobs
  8. Dechristo

    Eggs

    most times, when I "pass it off", it sounds less like a word and more like a musical note(s).
  9. Dechristo

    Eggs

    to too two tu there their they're th'air thayer
  10. duh
  11. duh
  12. OMFG! That's even MORE garbage being foisted upon the eyes of The Purist!
  13. I hope you pried that goop out from under your toenail with a nut pick or somethin'... ...that stuff is great on a cracker.
  14. it came out
  15. did Kevey weewee his panties?
  16. Dechristo

    Discuss!

    those limp-wristed Sallys should where uniforms that depict an albatross hangin' from their necks. GO TIGERS! (and rockies)
  17. yeah, did anyone survive?
  18. fuckin' cry baby
  19. Again, it's the business liability issue. Perhaps, in this litigation-happy environment/culture, you'd have second thoughts, too, about not calling for an ambulance, particularly if the person injured on your property requested it.
  20. no, child abuse is what I used to do to my younger brother: like, convincing him to piss on an electric fence.
  21. I'm gonna hide in da bushes wittuh Taser and chlorofoam. Taser dey asses, chlow foam da basturds, haul 'em to an innerstate truck stop restroom, and leave 'em dare naked, ball-gagged, wit dare wrists duct-taped to dare ankules
  22. we'd have taped you and brother face to face
  23. We regularly took duct tape along on car trips. Our youngest daughter had her hands taped to her legs most often with one instance of duct taping her mouth additionally to keep her from tormenting her siblings by licking them.
  24. Dechristo

    Idaho

  25. Funny, of course, we all assumed you were older than me when you, Syudla, Crazy JZ, and I met on the King's porch at Bluff Lake, what...almost three years ago?
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