Dechristo

Imperial

HEY! You fucking stole my bio

I'm stoked, as I just found out we've got a gig in Taos 7/6

over-dope

you're dangerously close to an O.D.

I prefer duplicitarian

I am not standing for this

Mountain climbers are FCUKED. You sickoooooh Just trying to help a bruthah out. Alternately, it could serve as a summer-worth of chewing gum

I can give you a half-full bucket of used condoms ...on second thought, they might be a bit stretched out for you.

old fuktup clamberer

strange, creepy

you wouldn't need to pay premiums, anyway, after you were run-over riding something that small.

you sasquatch to pee

forwarded from John Parsons: The 2007 Zack Martin Breaking Barriers Grant (ZMBB) has been awarded to Fabrizio Zangrilli and Billy Pierson. Congratulations guys...!! The Humanitarian Objective will implement the first phase of Girls Educational International, the Khane Village Girls School Renovation. Fabrizio and Billy will purchase , deliver and install materials that will renovate the school. In addition, they will provide various school supplies and provide a half year of salary for the local teacher. These Muslim women will benefit from this effort in many ways including a better school facility, a better general education, a greater understanding of world politics, introduction to understanding women's rights, enhanced health training and religious tolerance training. This is a grass roots effort that will be continued by Girls Educational International that can change the hearts and minds of Muslim women in Pakistan. The Alpine Objective will attempt a new, 2900m, direct route up the south face of K2 through mixed terrain for 2000', intersect with the Magic Line and continue to the summit. Alpine style climbing without oxygen will be the team tactics.....light and fast. IF YOU HAVE A HEART, ALL DONATIONS TO THE ZMBB GRANT FUND ARE MOST WELCOME AN APPRECIATED. Info below discusses the grant, the American Alpine Club and how to make a tax deductible donation. American Alpine Club Website http://www.americanalpineclub.org/ ZMBB Grant Website: http://www.americanalpineclub.org/pages/page/51 The Grant Fund Specifics The "Breaking Barriers" grant will be awarded to young, promising climbers and mountaineers to support the exploration of the unknown. This grant is different from others because their is a humanitarian aspect. Each recipient must "tackle" a worthy alpine objective but also perform a humanitarian service for the local people. Zack received several grants from the AAC, Anatoli Boukreev and others but he was never satisfied with only physical exploration. He wanted to explore the people, their customs and their hearts in an attempt to "give something back"......to...... "break barriers". This makes the grant unique and a most honorable cause. To date, we have collected around $35,000 and my target is $100,000 to we can offer $5,000 a year in perpetuity http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/grants_Zack_%20Martin.asp'>http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/grants_Zack_%20Martin.asp http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/grants_Zack_ Martin.asp Zack Martin Website at: http://home.att.net/~zack_martin_breaking_barriers Humanitarian Org Website For The Grant (Under reconstruction) http://www.americanalpineclub.org/knowledge/Hum_Orgs_AAC_Partners.asp Donations American Alpine Club c/o Grant Donations 710 10th St Suite 100 Golden, Colorado 80401 Include on the check memo -- Zack Martin Breaking Barriers Fund (All donations are tax deductible) . Thanks JP

Do you always assume, when you enter a room that has quieted, the conversation has been about you?

You've got a long way to go in order to come close to accumulating as many Man Points as I, Nancy.

I've had my bladder for years and even though it has, many times, felt like it would burst during road trips and heavy beer drinking sessions, it hasn't and it's still good to go. although, I have noticed some leakage, lately, and the fluid is developing a funky taste.

right, that's why they jump up and hide when cold

Bummer, Dude. Your Mom and Dad are strict

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead .

it is also a piece of sport equipment. But, then, you may be unfamiliar with shooting competition.

I'm guessing, if you left your bone alone for only short periods of time, both maladies might have a chance to heal normally.

it's good that you're soaking your head

Happy thought suggestion - take a pair of well-worn jeans out of the dryer while still warm and slip into 'em. Man, that feels good.

I hope they followed that sparrow back to it's mosque I say double the number of birdhouses in Gitmo!