Dechristo

His existence supports the theory... ...what with him being a Hopefull Monster. ...or, is he the Missing Dink?

we camouflaged all of them by putting tiny, little black masks on them.

So you are. you're a fresh stool pigeon

I had sex with Satan on a porta-ledge wheh we grid-bolted the Cliffs of Insanity.

I just got home from a gig and I'm allllllllllllll fucked-up11!1 I;''m gonna get naked and dance in my own feces... ...which smell like dinosuar roses, you, you, you puke-faces. I'm gonna delete this tomorrow

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WTF? What, by God's Holy Trousers, do you interpret my point to be other than you're an ill-informed, uncomprehending, deceived, licker-of-the-backside of Satan's nutsack? Honestly, what do you suppose is my conscious stance, spiritually?

In the late '70's/early '80's, a couple of friends had a business named "Some Clown Construction". Their motto: "If you've got a tough job, you can always get Some Clown to do it."

As expected, deceived one, acorns of knowledge presented to you are pearls before swine. As the DruMeister dubbed Kevbone, "Kevpwn", so I now dub thee Seahawks, "DimFawks". Let the kingdom welcome its dimwitted fool, Dimfawks.

Originally??? He was Top angel originally. Now his own desire (not really job) is to destroy what God loves. That's what I thought, you possess a "Sunday School" understanding of the basic metaphorical allegory. The correct answer is: "The Deceiver" or "to deceive". ...and you, brother in Adam, are at least as deceived as anyone. Are you familiar with the scripture: "my children suffer for the lack of knowledge"? Add "understanding" to the phrase and you'll have a start on your malady.

Ok, Dimfawks, since you're not up to snuff in Biblical exegetics, I'll rephrase the question: What is Satan's purpose, as portrayed in the Bible? Or, in the parlance of our times, what is his job?

hope springs eternal

was his solution to draw the 5/8" fastener an 1/8" wider on the monitor with a Sharpee?

First you say I qoute scripture. I think your false on your pretenses. But to humor you I will answer. I'm not really sure what name you want as there are more than one. So what is the point of the question. Just answer the question, or do you not understand?

I'm pickin' up good vibrations

...add a couple "Hail Mary"s. On second thought, make it a couple "Our Father"s. There are enough "Hail Mary"s in his arguements, as it is.

I'm talkin' takin' a different "meth".

Answer the question or shut your babbling gob.

wtf? Talk about weak: you can't answer questions I've posed to you about the basics of your own religion, frustrated naive one.

This reminds me of a persona that made their first appearance on cc.com during the Mt Hood spectacle in December... hmmmm...I wonder who?

sycophant

I find Methadone to be a practical substitute.

Missing, also, is the poll option, "I ascribe to the nebulous definition and blanket application of the term 'ego', as applied ubiquitously by Kevpwn."

Considering your obsession with buttholes, I pity your Bert 'n' Ernie hand puppets for the repeated spelunking adventures you foist upon them. You do wash those hand puppets, occasionally? Or is their acquired patina and bouquet part of the charm for you?