DirtyHarry

I don't have the cam. I would be happy to let Erik know who does though.

After this trip, I'm convinced Sky could kick Chuck Norris's ass, easy.

Yeah gents! Looks like solid adventure dirt climbing!

Rudy?

Ha! I was referring to sheep, of course.

Just goin' out for a mellow afternoon at the crag.

Did you go out and buy your wife a drum after that seeing that?

Cue the somber remourseful ballad from the lone survivor, who took a nut tool in the calf, piercing his OR gaiter.

Dude, you fucking clash so bad it hurts. Just admit it. Looks like a cool trip though! Pope's crack is pretty fun, eh? My partner and I almost got in a fist fight on top of that climb with some dudes who thought they could lead it then toprope it all day afterwards.

Boealps and Mounties should have a musical street fight, like in East Side Story, in the middle of Icicle Creek Road.

Wow. I'm suprised nobody posted that its 4:20 on 4/20. Maybe everyone was preoccupied.

Coincidentally, the Lusty Lady is expecting a dramatic drop in revenue

I see tracks from the rock Chuck is referring to but are there any up higher??????? hmmmmm???

No that's a cloud suspended right in the middle of the route. I'm pretty sure.

That's where all the hoodlums hang out. Now there's one less. Good for the cops.

You can get wifi in 11worth in that big parking lot next to the adventure sports store, compliments of the hotel across the street.

I've heard about that shit happening there. Can't be too careful in Utah.

I think the biggest problem in Iraq is that a lot of the Iraqis don't like or trust us b/c we came into their country acting like imperialist assholes in pursuit of our own interests. You can hardly blame them. And this gets incredibly complicated by religion and the "clash of civilizations" if you will - the partly imagined and partly real christian west trying again to dominate and subvert the islamic east. Of course, the islamic ethic that promotes violence as an acceptable recourse exasurbates the existing friction. Add the Sunni and Shiite power struggle dynamic and you've got a super duper fucked up situation.

But just for the record, I don't wear nylon warm up pants when I boulder.

Man I still get that asshole's car commercial jingle stuck in my head sometimes. Maybe I should sue him for emotional distress. Frivolous lawsuits are the cool thing to do these days ...

Whatever. Spartan woman were not chubby lesbians. They were hot and shit.

Well, one way or the other, our AAC dues are probably going to go up next year on account of "unexpected legal fees."

The Spartans encouraged female participation in athletics, including wrestling, much more than any other Greek city/state. Spartan females, like their male counterparts, wrestled nude.

I agree Zion is the shiz. I don't have such glowing reviews of Iron Messiah though. I thought it was pretty mediocre and I don't remember any 10c. Its pretty funny though, there is lots and lots of killer free climbing at Zion, but nobody does it. People either stick to aid climbing or the two or three publicized free climbs, like IM. But there are so many good Grade IV free routes there if you don't mind some wide cracks and sandy pitches.