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KaskadskyjKozak

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  1. uh-huh, and what happened to "pyle"? now, go lick sack
  2. Morale? Who gives a fuck about morale? It's all about the share price. Pogue Manager: KK, what is that logo on your polo shirt? Programer KK: A dollar sign, sir. Pogue Manager: Where'd you get it? Programer KK: I don't remember, sir. Pogue Manager: What is that you've got written on your badge? Programer KK: "Born to Climb", sir. Pogue Manager: You write "Born to Climb" on your badge and you wear a dollar sign. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? Programer KK: No, sir. Pogue Manager: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you. Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man. Programer KK: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. Pogue Manager: The what? Programer KK: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. Pogue Manager: Whose side are you on, son? Programer KK: Our side, sir. Pogue Manager: Don't you love your country? Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Son, all I've ever asked of my direct reports is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the consumers, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this freeware craze blows over. Programer KK: Aye-aye, sir. Full metal jacket?
  3. The beatings will continue until morale improves
  4. yes. may that fucker rot in hell
  5. it's getting to me thank God for climbing to get away from these mothercopulators
  6. Damage jackals ripping right through you Sight and smell of this, it gets me goin Know just how to get just what we want Tear it from your soul in nightly hunt Fuck it all and fucking no regrets Never happy ending on these dark sets
  7. Dealing out the agony within Charging hard and no ones gonna give in Living on your knees, conformity Or dying on your feet for honesty Inbred, our bodies work as one Bloody, but never cry submission Following our instinct not a trend Go against the grain until the end Blood will follow blood Dying time is here Damage incorporated
  8. F*** em all. I hate 'em. Show me where to sign up as a pinko-Marxist revolutionary. CEO's are greedy soul-less douche bags who blow. I'm done with it. Robochi sveta ob'yednujtes'!!!
  9. never judge a book by it's cover!
  10. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ROME!
  11. JayB? He wants to see your nads first. I'm almost in laughing at that retort.
  12. KaskadskyjKozak

    What an Ass

    Thanks a lot! That's an image I don't want to even imagine.
  13. KaskadskyjKozak

    What an Ass

    that's her shtick for getting attention to make her living.
  14. you're
  15. Kill all black flies too.
  16. i do. just the one-eyed variety.
  17. Am I Evil? Metallica
  18. LA-LA land has finally taken its toll on him. poor devil
  19. Smell the Glove
  20. Looking for partners to get out on some Grade II and III climbs over the next two months. IM me if interested.
  21. agreed. It's only worth just going as far as glacier basin on day 1 if you hit the trail late in the afternoon (like 6 or 7 pm), and you want to knock out that 3+ miles right away after registering at the ranger station.
  22. lies, damn lies, and statistics
  23. some animals are more equal than others :-))
  24. KaskadskyjKozak

    Vagina

    In Latin, it's pronounced Wah ghee nah, and it means sheath. Naturally then, gladius was slang for penis in the Roman times. and penis means "tail", slang for penis. wait thats circular... err not - that would be painful. etymology is so confusing
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