Morale? Who gives a fuck about morale? It's all about the share price.
Pogue Manager: KK, what is that logo on your polo shirt?
Programer KK: A dollar sign, sir.
Pogue Manager: Where'd you get it?
Programer KK: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Manager: What is that you've got written on your badge?
Programer KK: "Born to Climb", sir.
Pogue Manager: You write "Born to Climb" on your badge and you wear a dollar sign. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Programer KK: No, sir.
Pogue Manager: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Programer KK: Yes, sir.
Pogue Manager: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Programer KK: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Manager: The what?
Programer KK: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Manager: Whose side are you on, son?
Programer KK: Our side, sir.
Pogue Manager: Don't you love your country?
Programer KK: Yes, sir.
Pogue Manager: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Programer KK: Yes, sir.
Pogue Manager: Son, all I've ever asked of my direct reports is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the consumers, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this freeware craze blows over.
Programer KK: Aye-aye, sir.
Full metal jacket?