The_Rooster

I have excellent fertilization skills, plus my strutting and crowing adds an outstanding country barnyard ambiance. But whatever, it's your loss, buddy. Think I'll pass on that invitation to come to your house "for dinner"

I lost a lot of my family to factory farms! Thankfully, I hopped into the back of a pickup truck and escaped to an organic farm. See my bio for the whole story. You got that right, buddy. I'm never going back there. Dinner!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello! Is there a place in heaven for me? Because I was told that I can't get in. Got Corn? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rooster vs. Hen? 8D

I HEARD THAT!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the Emcee!!! There's a roosting pole just for me! b'GOCK!

Am I invited?!?! I need to strut.

[font:Arial Black]COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/font] Don't give up hope, buddy. There's always sand and bugs.

How's it feel to be free range, Mr. Kitty? Cock a doodle....DRUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

YOU GOT CORN!!!!!! [font:Arial Black] COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! [/font]

Mr. Counterfeitfake man: Love the new avatar. Love it. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps: Got corn?!?

Only part of this has my approval, buddy. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does such a place exist for me? Right next to the mashed potatoes! :anger: You just made the list, buddy.

that's a good point, but wouldn't you rather be in a country that had legal frameworks that supported your rights? Does such a place exist for me?

You got that right, buddy.

Exactly how much corn is there?

GOT CORN?!?!?

Any hen clucking is like music to my ears... . . ...hmmm... Do I have "ears"? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're starting to annoy me. :anger: Put your cock away or this is gonna turn into a talon show.

:anger: Dammit! I missed out on the big rooster party in here. b'GOCK!!!! ...and the problem with that is...? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corn's cheaper!

You expect me to tell you? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Mr Dumpster Bird. Isn't there a Walmart/McDonalds garbage can you should be rummaging through, scavenger?

Better check your feathers, birdbrain. I just took a big chicken dump on your head. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had Rhode Island red rooster once, Decided to come after me, Took a 2x4 to him, he was chicken ass after that. Just like you, big talk and no action. Back off buddy. You'll feel the wrath of my spurs. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not suprised. A fucking cat would eat a Rodent. Hell I've seen chickens tear a rodent apart and eat it. I've heard rodents taste like corn!!!

Better check your feathers, birdbrain. I just took a big chicken dump on your head. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!