archenemy

I prefer Ginger. Plus, Mary Ann is already in the clink.

Oh Sweetheart, I never tire.

That's because men pay for it in one way or another, it's either dinners and movies or cash withdrawls, either way there's a paper trail. So many men have been conditioned to believe and repeat this empty bullshit. How could anyone hate themselves enough to think that a woman would only sleep with him because "he pays for it". Why would a man chose to not understand that there are women who actually have sex with the man she is with simply because she loves him?

Read "The Dog Listener" before you buy a dog. If you follow the author's advice, you will be able to raise a puppy. But remember, a puppy will not be ready to protect its home until its about 6 mo. old. On the other hand, a "rescue" dog will also not bond right away. It may also not be a natural watchdog, so be sure you request that trait before adopting. Another thing you can try is to foster a dog. I've done this before and had great success. You get the first dibs on adopting, and you get to work on your training skills with the dog.

And I want a metal one for those horrible OWs.

I'm bald.

Yes, that is the only reason.

Ok. "Hi Officer! No, I'm not high--I just play Ginger on TV"

She couldn't a been that high if she came up with that great lie under pressure like that.

That must be her secret.

maybe?

I don't think it is possible to make a point for prostitution without denigrating women. what about the sorta prostitution that this feller goes in for? Good point.

And after being with someone for 20 years, I doubt just bailing is the only option she feels she has.

It is his disgrace, not hers.

Right. No one ever wants to be both of those at the same time!

Indeed.

This is obviously as useless as all those other things that IT professionals come up with.

I don't think it is possible to make a point for prostitution without denigrating women.

Did you know that you can fart in a ziploc bag and put it in the freezer for later? No kidding! Nothing is more satisfying than telling your SO you made something special for them and pull out the baggie from the freezer. You pause dramatically and enjoy the confusion on their face. You get that face close to the bag, open, and enjoy!

Me? Vulgar? Never!

And the best part is that you can take more than 15 min to eat that sausage (and don't forget to throw away the wrapper when yer done)

I was trying to make an anagram out of that sentence to explain why you capped all the letters in it.

I love the first post with a link in it!

I would argue that many women are coerced into prostitution and legalization will not change this fact - and not even improve the situation (it could make it worse). It is as if no one has noticed that when you ask a gal of any age what she wants to be when she grows up, she NEVER says, "a whore". I can't recall any saying "IT professional" or "waitress" either. Obviously your experience with females is rather limited. Limited to women who are much more accomplished, and who work in jobs that are much more interesting and important than "IT professional?" Yes. How self-rightous. Golly, too bad we aren't all "accomplished" enough human beings to be out saving the world. At least we have you to look up to.

Interesting idea. I'd like to see it pay for the health care of the women who work so hard to fuck the men who are so unappealing that no one will do them for free.