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Hockey is the most important sport to all mankind.

My guy looks something like that and doesn't use PEs. It is possible to get pretty friggen big w/o tainting yourself.

Good post. Good points. Good Gawd, it will be nice when we don't have to lay this shit out for the few slow-headed among us. And Good Going Pandora. Good bye.

Bolt everything.

This line is my favorite: While being removed by security, Thompson said that she told other passengers she was being kicked off, "either because I'm too fat or too black or just a woman." She shouldn't speak so lowly of herself. She isn't "just a woman." She is a bigass black woman.

Is that snake going in one hole and out the other?

Yo mama so fat, she puts the "Plus" in Economy Plus

Makes up for the lack of matching shoes

Maybe just ask some asshole who has a smart mouth to go up there occasionally and scare the shit out of the trundle troupe with cruel words and a little target practise.

Either that or if Chuck Norris played for us

Me Ow

Yeah, that biker bitch probably has it out for unborn babies as well as those who were born male.

Hamlet? CatchOTD

Yeah, and those commercials/newcasts while the boys are showering up?

The game must have been lame; no cheerleaders were arrested for punching each other out in the restroom. Boring.

Shouldn't Debbi be busy in Dallas?

Enough of you self-centered goons bashing each other--back to the Danes! You know, the only time Chuck Norris had his ass kicked was by a Viking. Little know fact.

-- Vatican statement re Mohammed cartoons I don't know about anyone else, but I am tired of the whole "be careful not to offend anyone no matter what" bullshit. Come on, grow up. We all get offended about something; and then we get over it. I know that when I believe in something or know something to be true, nothing anyone else says will change what I believe or affect me that much. Why do people absolutely lose it? Get a grip already.

No, you spray them instead; just like any self-respecting adult would.

That's okay, the longer they last, the better.

"Where are we going?" "to hell"

I assure you this would be counterproductive to my goals.

This is true.

The human torso is "the worm". I own this movie and think we should have a showing. Anyone got a TV?

I take solicitations as well as the shaft.