archenemy

Really? I have never seen Havarti in a round form. Usually it is a wide, flat loaf.

[quote I just got in touch with a Dane who lived with us for a year as an exchange student back in '90. The Danes are easy going and civilized, but can be quite resolute in defense of the values that they believe make such civilization possible. I wouldn't expect them to lash out, but they're not going to buckle either. Remember the EU battles? Danes were the last to (reluctantly) agree. Don't piss off a bunch of Vikings.

you don't love me anymore well, that was earlier this morning. now they're gone and its just us. I use that one all the time

Hey, Denmark has over 450 islands. They're just real small and cute.

stray

How much are you?

That's because Satan works at the IRS

. I am touched.

Wasting time at work.

At first--the man I was falling for had a passion for it. Hooked--same.

Good catch. I get equally miffed when talk about climbing leaks into spray. Mods!

I want that on a T-shirt

Elephant Malt Liquor is also made by Carlsberg. Drink two and you won't remember anything that you do after you finish the second.

Don't forget the final catagory: Women who do more pushups than men

Not BetaMax, PAL

I love those. I used to save the plastic pusher and the plastic disk and put two disks on the pusher to create axels for play cars I'd make. And think, those pop-ups (I think they used to be called Push-ups) were low in sugar.

push ups are a girls best friend

February is Black History Month

There is a comma between the "now" and the "too"; and I have no underwear on.

Count me in

I like the wardrobe suggestion though.

I don't know about any of that shit, but this "carry out the most important duty of caring for the home and raising the children" is lame.

and you forgot to correct the possesive to the contraction

My kid is gonna hump the .50 cal

I'll take the guy on the right. In both photos.