Lame how Christians say "What would Jesus do" to remind themselves to emulate Him; but then freak out when someone like Madonna or a corpse hops up on a cross for a moment or two. It's ain't like Jesus was the only one to die from crucifixion.
I love the stories I get from renters. I should put a book together. There is a special sort of creativity required to come up with the excuses I've heard. And I love the "I dunno" to those things which are painfully obvious. Cracks me up (forget pointing out the pun)
Yeah, and I'd like to hear the Pope say, "Gee, sorry to the millions of women burned at the stake, treated like second class citizens, and blamed for the fall of man. We didn't really mean any harm..."