Lars

word up!!

ive always been partial to cat

a big thumbs up to Time magazine for naming the American soldier "person of the Year" i can't think of anyone more deserving keep on in the free world!!! and God Bless America!!!

let me get this straight. you are saying that Clinton had all the info he needed to go after BinLaden, did nothing about it, and now Bush is responsible for 9/11???

yes that was 1983...wouldnt that also require a "craven jackass" comment due to timing?

nothing beats a hummer in the mountains

J-Lo eats her own snot...but at least you know she swallows, if your like, you know, into that kind of thing or something...

but he will just end up like the others

A young woman is shopping in the supermarket and has the following in her basket: 1 onion 1 carot 1 potato 1 samosa 1 lettuce 1 tomato 1 stick of celery 1 chicken breast 1 chocolate bar 1 bottle of milk 1 can of coke 1 packet of tissues 1 small microwave meal She then joins the line for the checkout. Behind her, a guy joins the line and in his basket he has a couple 6 packs of beer and a frozen pizza. A conversation strikes up between them. The guy asks "Single, eh"? The lady blushes and replies "How did you know?" The guy responds, "Because you're so damn ugly."

time for a new throw rug